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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Fonz's motorcycle broke down... he called Triple Eyyyyy

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 406 views

  2. I'm a fancy boy with fancy toys, and if you squeeze my buns I'll make a fancy noise!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 311 views

  3. The best in A-lister pus accumulations & B-lister blisters... this is Abscess Hollywood!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 332 views

  4. Can’t we all just get a long? penis

    By Mason Jantzoukas,
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  5. Despite all my rage, I am still just John Cage in the band Ratt.

    By Mason Jantzoukas,
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  6. If wishes & buts were candy & nuts, I’d wish Candy’s butt were up on deez nuts.

    By Mason Jantzoukas,
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    • 245 views

  7. This has nothing to do with the Brian Wells case!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  8. You're such a badass he said to his misbehaving pet donkey

    By fakey51,
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  9. Honorary member of Scholastic Bookclub’s “catch a rising star” program, and winner of Pervert Weekly’s “suck a falling turd” competition.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. A man (Johnny Depp), a plan (a bank heist), a canal (Erie), am i doing this right?

    By Sammyfein,
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  11. I’m gonna shit my pants at your party tonight —”shit” being birthday cake and “pants” being my belly

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. It seems that we’re up shit creek without a paddle. Thankfully we have this outboard motor designed for optimal performance in semi-liquid feces!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. The only podcast to hold an Honorary Doctorate in Scatology from The University of Shartford-on-Poopshire

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. If I die today and you find anything under my fingernails, please understand I just ran out of toilet paper.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, if you pull a heist at the zoo oh brother dearest.

    By fakey51,
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  16. Yabba Dabba Duly Noted

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Wearing flip flops at a urinal is akin to saying, "I like piss on my feet"

    By fakey51,
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  18. Afraid yr' surrounded by flammable pine that could burn yr' wild ropey heart into ash? Fear not, feral knot, for all trees are fir, tall & fire fought

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 333 views

  19. If my Aunt had nuts she’d be me Uncle! Hot ass Uncle with big ole titties, was her name....

    By BiggDWallbuxx,
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  20. Holy moly! Moles with ebola often elope to Angola!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. I'm sorry I ran over your dog, but in my defense I thought it was your stupid kid

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. The worst part about belonging to the Skoptsy cult was finding out that there's no Testicle Fairy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. You got some real nerve showing up in a place like this. Which is great because those fake nerve cyborg shitbots aren't allowed inside the human zone.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 425 views

  24. A toot out the bb hole beats a shoot out the pee pee hole

    By Mr. Butt,
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  25. Slappa da meat ball, it's time to toss this spaghetti salad

    By Mr. Butt,
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