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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That's no moon... that's the sun, son, and if you keep staring into it, you're gonna go blind!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. There are 2 kinds of people in this world—those who think there are only 2 kinds of people in the world, a 3rd type of person, and Big Chunky Bubbles.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Comedy equals tragedy plus time plus more tragedy plus crushing sadness plus a little more time plus a painful death after an unremarkable life. Ha ha

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I know the eggs are disgusting—but it was clearly advertised as an Incontinental Breakfast.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Though I appreciate this gift of corn cobs on a string, tub of Crisco, and VERY specific instructions, as I’ve said before, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF SHOW

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. People say I'm "artsy fartsy" but really I'm more "artsy diarrhea"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Ah geez, thanks for the medication doc, it's all cleared up. You really put the gone in gonorrhea!

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. In 50 Cent's candy shop all the lollipops are dicks. Bon appetit!

    By fakey51,
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  9. A horse flies into a bar. The bartender says “Man, if you had arms, I bet they’d be tired!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. A horse wearing a sign that says “Ask me about my long face” walks into a bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A bar walks into a horse. The horsetender says “Why the long flat wooden surface?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. If you CCH Pounder, say CH Pounder.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. While we appreciate your hip hop roots Dr. Loc, the board must insist that you stop diagnosing funky cold vaginas.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Gruel's PR people had better get it the fuck together.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. It’s in the modern fashion / to be waxing bush and butts / but a trusty safety razor / does a fine job on deez nuts

    By slowestjogger,
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  16. Winner of the 2018 Ohio Literary Critics Award for Spoken-Word Ass Crap.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. There once was a man from Nantucket who had an average sized penis and worked in sales until he died of sleep apnea at 52.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you—but I stop at one because of the leg infection I picked up from your mom at Bonnaroo in 2004.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Is it mere coincidence that annulment sounds very similar to "anal mint"? I, Scott Aukerman, say probably!

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. A Black-Capped Chickadee landed on me, and I said "Shoo! Can't you see I'm blue cause you gave me deadly Bird Flu?"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then two in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Fact: USA's colors were picked because of Washington's big red baboon ass, Jefferson's blue cock ring he never removed & Adams's milky white titties.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Psychic Dumbshit Magazine named it “The Podcast Least Likely to Begin with this Catchphrase.”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. "Prostate schmostate!" cried the Doctor. "I've got your icky poo-poo all over me, mister!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. In a cruel twist of fate, Men Without Hats' "The Safety Dance" played as the men without hats suffered cerebral hemorrhages.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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