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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a flatulent, virulent sex demon with the metabolism of a wet sloth. Come at me brah.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Fast Food? You ain't supposed to eat when you're fasting dum-dum.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Sorry Seattle, but the only "Space Needle" that interests me was jammed inside Buzz Aldrin's veins as he rode that dragon through cosmic infinity.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. "Sea of Tranquility" my ass: that's where I fought my first race war!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for your PayPal password today.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  6. A ditz is just a hot idiot.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  7. I'll have the carbonara. Last time I ordered the rigatoni Andrew Garfield won an award.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  8. Don't blame me, I voted for the guy who sells me hentai.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  9. If you poo in a tree before it's 3, I'll bake you a pie on the 4th of July.

    By the sock you can't find,
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  10. In the land of the cornless, the one-eared man is king.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. The sterling bird of Nuremberg, slurping down a squirming worm, so that from its butt, a turd is birthed

    By 10Dads,
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  12. If life gives you dodecahedrons, make dodecahedronade.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Zeno of Elea walks halfway into a bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Welcome back to July. Wait, is that antisemitic?

    By 10Dads,
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  15. A weird haircut on a bird, that's a gull mullet. A comedian eating that bird, that's going down the Mull gullet.

    By 10Dads,
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  16. Dracula stumbled upon goiter porn, and suddenly, it was his darkest craving of all.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Apparently they wanted a dozen bagels, & NOT "a dozen Kegels". My coworkers are pissed, but on the bright side, my pelvic floor is fit as hell.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Martha Stewart is a new judge on Chopped.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. If there ain’t sweat on the back of your thighs after leaving a dank Port-O-Potty, you ain’t a friend of mine.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Drop the grape, Rupert. You like raisins, remember?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. My uncle Rufous the Murderous Homunculus’s crumpled knuckles are unfit for fisticuffs, roughhousing, or rushed unctuous self-love.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Shippin 'Casts and Breakin' for Planes: The Uncensored Story of The Podcast That Changed The Game

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  23. What are we going to to this week, Scott? The same thing we do every week, Jason—make fart jokes and talk to an entrepreneur.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. People say I'm full of myself. But since turning cannibal I'm actually ten percent full of other people.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. The rumours that Bono has been replaced with a whale are totally unfounded. Now here's our next song - Hold Me, Thrill me, Kiss Me, Krill Me.

    By SideofMcG,
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