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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hot Take: Bebop and Rocksteady were a loving gay couple and they should be allowed to adopt Michelangelo

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  2. No need for alarm. My biological clock is pretty good at waking me up on time.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. Welcome to the sour mash succotash bash, where everybody gets to thrash with a dash of panache!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. Can't you see me? I'm standing right here. I've got my back against the record machine and my name tag says Van Morrison.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. A pin-up with a pre-nup? Talk about the poster girl for asset protection!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. With the holidays just around the corner, make sure you take time to look both ways, cross the street, and walk in the other direction.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. My friend Bill can't even tell a simple story without using a bunch of crazy hand gestures! Because he's mute

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. I'd have more sympathy for these frostbite victims if they hadn't shown up at the hospital in blackface

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. If Helen Keller couldn't drive cars because she was a blind woman, what was her excuse for not piloting a dirigible? Again hiding behind gender?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Come one, come all - welcome to Sympathetic Ejaculator Anonymous.

    By CalvinRye,
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  11. Nevermore, indeed. That's so The Raven.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. I think I speak for the other apocalyptic Norsemen when I say we're ready to Ragnarok and Ragnaroll!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. Mistletoe is not a valid defense for a sexual harassment suit. Plus, insanity looks better on a resume.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. If the truth about the origins of Swedish Fish were revealed, you human shit bastards would never eat candy again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Hashtag! You're hash shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. A noose, or perhaps an alpine butterfly loop you say? I think knot.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. I like the part about the bone-in sparerib, but it needs to be fleshed out.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Mister speaker, with all due respect, this is not about how you get your jollies, this is about your forbidden chicken salad recipe.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. The eyes are the window to the soul, just as the taint is the expressway to Finger Poppin Pleasuretown.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Grandpa used to be nuts, but now he's a vegetable

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. The bible never mentions whether or not Jesus farted during the crucifixion, but in my opinion he wouldn't have bothered holding it in

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. As far as I'm concerned, the greatest filmmaker in the beaver community is Clint Eatswood

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Why emcee A get all the attention when emcee Dā€™s nuts?

    By bale_of_hail,
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  24. The camera pulls back to reveal the falafel balls had been inside the murderer's pockets THE WHOLE TIME.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  25. Well my name's Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say Pale Rider is a 1985 American western film produced and directed by Clint Eastwood, who is also gay.

    By Shampoodler,
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