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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Coup d’etat, coupe de ville, what’s the difference? Well, great grandpa Ernie, a lost leg...a lost leg is the difference.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  2. Opinions are like assholes. They live between your butt cheeks.

    By Egg McMoistfart,
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  3. Your weekly source for hard hitting interviews, light conversation, and insightful sports analysis...

    By scoofy,
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  4. A turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.

    By MairzyDoats,
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  5. You lookin for that cocky, boo?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. This senseless Tragedy could have been avoided, but we just had to solve that cursed equation: Comedy minus Time.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  7. Jay Feely will really squeal freely when he feels the real eel that we placed in his Sealy™️

    By SharksAreScary,
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  8. Cover up those ankles and let's get this Victorian English themed party started!

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Give me a squeeze, call me a tease but don't make me laugh - I'm filled with blue cheese.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. NWA say "Fuck the Police" but I go further than that - "Fuck Sting's solo career too!"

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. David Bowie said "We could be heroes" but what he didn't mention was that he always got to be Batman which was unfair.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Shake it like a Polaroid Camera - ah now you've done it. The shutter is borked. You're an idiot.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Fuck, marry, kill: you, me, Bill

    By Autastic,
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  14. If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all because you were supposed to study chapter 7 over the weekend which covers the words "anything" and "nice" please read at your desk quietly until you are caught up.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Killing two stoned bush is worth more with a hand on your bird before it hatches in glass houses. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. If you crash a cargo plane full of packages onto a deserted island you are going to have to get over your fear of box lunches. 'Twas a silly phobia to begin with & the glue in the cardboard has enough protein to keep you alive for at least a few weeks

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Order Edamame? U know damn well Ed's mommy died 3 yrs ago you heartless bitch!You can't replace a mother's love w/money & a menu & why is there a waiter in-----ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...sorry about the bitch comment but U R technically heartless ROBOWIFE-2J9000

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. They banged everywhere they went. They banged in parks, cinemas and cafes. They banged at home, at work and on holidays. Bang! Bang! Bang! went the fireworks on New Year’s Eve As they banged in a hotel lobby before being asked to leave. 

    By Scout Auketoberfest,
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  19. When Benedict goes to the farmer’s market, the queue Cumberbatch waits in for a cucumber batch has a number sum quite cumbersome

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. Mama Mia, thats a spicy beef-a-sphere!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. Blessed are the cheeks for they shall inherit the girth.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. Jack Antonoff from Bleachers? I hardly know Anton, and these bleachers will chill his bottom!

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  23. Call me old fashioned, but the Emoji Movie porn parody needed less clown face.

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  24. Break out your decoder rings, kids! It's time to use the power of swing dance to become the CEO of your local ice cream shop.

    By DonDon D’Unicorn Mon,
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  25. Limp pickle gel cures sickle cell

    By Snobby Hill,
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