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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tweetin' ain't cheatin'

    By Hobo Grammar,
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    • 639 views

  2. A full moon on a cool autumn night really makes a man miss his cousin

    By monkeychillin,
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    • 237 views

  3. The hard part?Believing 5,280 ft. of bacon, chicken, tomato, lettuce, mayo & toast really wanted me to join the quest to find the wizard who turned him into a sandwich. The easy part? Joining the mile-high club, dead wizard treasure ain't easy to come by

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 349 views

  4. Hopscotch? Fuck that. Drinkscotch.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 361 views

  5. Incineration is the highest form of flatulence.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 390 views

  6. Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got- I know it’s confusing and misleading that I’m walking around with pockets full of gravel.

    By Danny_Libido,
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    • 180 views

  7. Puggalo pride, World Wide! Woof Woof, Family!

    By Thizzard X McGwire,
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    • 331 views

  8. Why was Tenvel afraid of Sevenvel? Because Sevenvel stabbed Ninevel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 255 views

  9. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right—here I am, standing in a corn field.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 249 views

  10. Booty worms make big boys squirm.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 294 views

  11. I’m banned from Fuddruckers for violating their strict “Don’t pull out your dingaling in the dining area” policy.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 267 views

  12. All dogs go to heaven...except for Mr. Peabody, turns out he was racist as shit.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 299 views

  13. It’s like virtual verbal journals for diabetic diuretics

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 165 views

  14. Don your cosmic binoculars, and climb aboard the comic comet!

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 195 views

  15. Kaaaaaaaahhhhnnnnn!

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 176 views

  16. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out.

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 218 views

  17. Putting the pubic back in public radio

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 177 views

  18. I’m just a yatzie poodle handy, handily poodling til I die

    By BowlingForBlueBallz,
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    • 371 views

  19. Corruption ain't just a river in Newark.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 391 views

  20. 36% off vintage assplugs with the offer code “bang” that’s b-a-n-g and i’ll see you never at the swing club

    By mariehorselamp,
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    • 311 views

  21. Dreamin' ain't streamin'

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 290 views

  22. If this catchphrase is on the Comedy Bang-Bang then Mama, see, I ain't a dum-dum that can't follow directions; I found the website, typed my funny words, hit the submit button now I'm going to use my manners to thank Mr. Earwolf, are you proud of me Mama?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 423 views

  23. If life gives you lemonade, reverse-engineer them into lemons and you’ll be famous.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 244 views

  24. The man reading this is an impostor. I, the real Scott Aukerman, am trapped inside the internet, specifically the Catchphrase Submission section of the Earwolf forums. Listeners, I beg of you, send help.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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    • 162 views

  25. It's true what they say, "Once you pop, you can't stop!" My crippling addiction to pain pills is tearing my life appart.

    By CG_ME_EYE,
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