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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Am I the only person who can't set security questions because I just don't know the answers?

    By SirVizzle,
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  2. I bought a sword online but I had to return it. It was two-edgy.

    By SirVizzle,
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    • 392 views

  3. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than, say, a tumbler or a martini glass. I don't do hard liquor anymore.

    By SirVizzle,
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    • 342 views

  4. All men to port and keyboard! Cap’n Caps Lock is approaching!

    By see_me_after_class,
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  5. Shirt's on fire! Now it's out! But you do have some pretty serious burns back here. You should probably have someone look at that.

    By SirVizzle,
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  6. That's no moon. It's a pressed ham!

    By SirVizzle,
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  7. It's a small world after the apocalypse ♩

    By see_me_after_class,
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  8. If I teach my kid how to ride a bike, am I a pedalgogue?

    By SirVizzle,
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  9. My greatest fear is that someone will discover my greatest fear and use it against me. Oh no!

    By SirVizzle,
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  10. Like and share if you agree that liking and sharing are valid ways of expressing agreement or solidarity with the underlying message.

    By SirVizzle,
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    • 390 views

  11. I love Halloween because it's one of only three holidays a year when I'm allowed to wear my gimp suit out in public.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 288 views

  12. Owen Wilson money has really put pressure on my general finances

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Please, Mr. Dick is my father's name! Call me Ishmael.

    By OliviaNewton-Jaundice,
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  14. Haymongman

    By SirVizzle,
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  15. Hey, you dirty ape, baby I've got your monkeys, don't you want them?

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  16. To laugh, to cry, to provoke, to masquerade; all inconsequential. What I live for is to boogie.

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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    • 333 views

  17. Pro tip: stock up on birthday cards the day after your birthday, when they're all discounted

    By SirVizzle,
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  18. This one goes out to all the subs and doms and all the sub-subs, and the dom-subs too!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  19. Alright, I'm gonna try and make it through this thing, but I do have the squirts

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  20. Would that it twere so simple

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  21. I'll bring you all my monkeys, ape days a week

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  22. Pepper jack!? What the fuck you get THAT for!?

    By CharlesBrower,
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  23. Real men don't resist primal urges to shit on piles of raw meat

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. If you can't find powdered butter at the store just buy powdered cream and churn it yourself.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  25. Every year I mean to celebrate Passover but I always end up skipping it.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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