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SirVizzle last won the day on October 20 2016

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  1. Before he bought it, it was called OMI Guard
  2. AAAAAND, I can use my AA keychain as a bottle opener!
  3. Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure the medical term is kyphosis. Stenosis refers to narrowing of a vessel or spinal canal.
  4. SirVizzle

    Tickle me elmo, guv'nah!

    Sir, in light of recent events, you'll have to sign this acknowledgment, waiver and consent form if you want to engage in any tickling activities with Elmo.
  5. When in Phoenix, do as the Phoenicians do: develop the first extensively-circulated alphabet, rise to a global seafaring and trade power, but ultimately succumb to a succession of foreign rulers and fade to relative obscurity by 2 a.m.
  6. I was amazed that I had somehow tricked everyone into believing that the office was mine and that I wasn't deaf. Or so I thought, until I realized everyone was dead! I can see dead people!
  7. Especially when you're dressing it in drag for Uncle Frank/Aunt Francine, who really needs a pick-me-up right now, because her hormone therapy is really kicking her ass. Jerry! Jerry honey, would you get me another bottle of wine?! God, I hope this works.
  8. Fat dads, you know what I'm talking about. Everyone else, take a break.
  9. SirVizzle

    But Mr.Murphy my mother birthed me

    She didn't tell me that I'd take her herpes per stirpes*, but I got the purple slurpees, and that's the durnkey's tits. *It's funny, and it rhymes, trust me. Or don't. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_stirpes