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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't wait till tomorrow to take a swing at Grandpa — we don't know how long he's got.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  2. This is Dangerfield to Major Tom, we're all gonna get laid!

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. All aboard the Soft Giggle Express!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  4. Ludacris looted the loft for Kris Kross' last Krispy Kreme.

    By EricWeaver,
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  5. I now know that Bono ate no tripe at Michael Stipe's bonfire tonight.

    By EricWeaver,
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  6. On the hit show Hoppy Doys, Fanzie's catchphrase was "Ooooooooo!"

    By EricWeaver,
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  7. As an avid Australian I disagree with everything you're saying and request a palaver with your eldest dog

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Courage lies in the oesophagus of the weak

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Annnnnnnnd scene

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. Fumpty Dumpty

    By NoahWesleyParks,
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  11. Why even bother calling me if you're not going to heed my advice? Either find a new doctor or stop your monkey kids from jumping on the bed.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. In Heaven, the bus station bathrooms are cleaned nearly every day

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. "You dirty rat!" I yelled, as I scrubbed my rat clean against my washboard abs.

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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    • 561 views

  14. I heard that if you tip the masseuse an extra $50 you get a cancelled ABC TV show starring Adam Pally and Casey Wilson

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. The man reminded me of a snake oil salesman, in that he was a man that was always going around selling snake oil.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. I used to think Revenge was a dish best served cold, but then I tried cold Revenge and boy is it yucky,

    By K'uuRtMacKrreber,
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  17. Don't do me like that Tom Petty, I have hemorrhoids. (In this scenario Tom Petty is initiating anal sex with someone who has hemorrhoids)

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. On the road there is a car. In the car there is a man. On the man there is a hole. In the hole there is a turd. That's why he's driving so fast.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. Sorry handicapped friends, I'm leaving you behind. You don't dance, and if you don't dance then you're no friends of mine.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. And now Senator McCarthy conducting the House Un-American Orchestra featuring Dalton Trumbone.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, and my sister will be banned from the zoo.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. It's 3AM. The blood from your leg is indistinguishable from the rusty teeth of the crushing bear trap. Is that your tibia or fibula showing? It (con't

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Me no am Bizarro Superman. Don't ask me anything!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Kerbel space program your enthusiasm

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 392 views

  25. The darker the Larry, the sweeter the Bruce.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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