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Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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I’ll have the corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn spam and corn.

By Colfax McLiverneck, September 13, 2018
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Your insurance only covers our cheapest cancer screening. Do you happen to know if your hand is bigger than your face?

By Bingo Boy, September 13, 2018
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- September 13, 2018
Shitstack™

By Colfax McLiverneck, September 13, 2018
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- September 13, 2018
I’ll take “People Who Cracked Corn And For Whom I Don’t Care” for $800, Alex.

By Colfax McLiverneck, September 13, 2018
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- September 13, 2018
Any time I pass a XXX store, I simply can’t resist stopping in for those three hugs!!!!

By Call Waiting for Godot, September 13, 2018
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- Call Waiting for Godot
- September 13, 2018
Decade, century, millennia, eon...break them down enough and they are all just jiffy packets.

By Kilgore Lake Trout, September 13, 2018
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- September 13, 2018
Ear plugs go in your ears, butt plugs go in your rears.

By Bingo Boy, September 13, 2018
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- Bingo Boy
- September 13, 2018
The Wolf of Wall Street was a bad sequel. Nobody even turned into a werewolf and played basketball like in the first one.

By Bingo Boy, September 13, 2018
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- September 13, 2018
What is this foul stench betwixt thine cheeks? Didst thou not wash there a fortnight ago, nay one week?

By Bingo Boy, September 13, 2018
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- Bingo Boy
- September 13, 2018
I flick my ciggies at the piggies ‘cause I’m a bad whittle boy.

By Bingo Boy, September 13, 2018
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- Bingo Boy
- September 13, 2018
Here's the Catholic church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the weiners.

By Helen Ghostface Keller, September 14, 2018
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- September 14, 2018
A bird in the hand is worth one bird, regardless of how many are in the bush. Why would I pay you for more birds than you have?

By Helen Ghostface Keller, September 14, 2018
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- September 14, 2018
You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

By Helen Ghostface Keller, September 14, 2018
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- Helen Ghostface Keller
- September 14, 2018
Coming to a theater near you: Former NBA player, Mr. Grant, watches Pete Townshend perform a solo gig. I call it: Horace Hears a Who

By Helen Ghostface Keller, September 14, 2018
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- September 14, 2018
Second place is the first loser, and that's why beggars CAN be choosers

By Helen Ghostface Keller, September 14, 2018
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- September 14, 2018
This is the show where interesting people insult me, but it’s okay I never had any self esteem for them to ruin.

By Megamuffinbatman, November 11, 2018
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- November 11, 2018
I went to Milton J. Lumberweiner’s Riverside County Funtime Bagpipe Outlet, Corn Maze, and Infinitely Recursive T-Shirt Shop and all I got was this t-shirt that says I went to Milton J. Lumberweiner’s Riverside County Funtime Bagpipe Outlet, Corn Maze, an

By Colfax McLiverneck, September 14, 2018
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- September 14, 2018
Somewhere nongs are heying, and somewhere Reggie raps. But there is no cast in Podville—for Scott is taking a crap.

By Colfax McLiverneck, September 14, 2018
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- Colfax McLiverneck
- September 14, 2018
Hickory dickory dock, you don’t wanna touch that sock

By Colfax McLiverneck, September 14, 2018
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- September 14, 2018
Danishes from Denmark, Swiss Roll from Switzerland, Canadian bacon from Canada, and smuckchops from Xanadu.

By Kilgore Lake Trout, September 14, 2018
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- Kilgore Lake Trout
- September 14, 2018
Grapple with snapple you may drown in crapple

By Kilgore Lake Trout, September 14, 2018
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- September 14, 2018
Im Aucks Scotterman and this is the show where we talk to some people

By Jimmyeatsdick, September 16, 2018
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- Jimmyeatsdick
- September 16, 2018
I used to play basketball, now I play with foreskin.

By GrannyPantyPudding, September 17, 2018
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- September 17, 2018
Are we reindeer? Or we Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen

By GrannyPantyPudding, September 17, 2018
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- GrannyPantyPudding
- September 17, 2018
THE RED COATS ARE COMING!! THE RED COATS ARE COMING!! Just a heads up for next fall's big ticket item.Come on down to Big Bob's Coat-porium for free samples.

By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg, September 17, 2018
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- September 17, 2018

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I’ll have the corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn spam and corn.

Your insurance only covers our cheapest cancer screening. Do you happen to know if your hand is bigger than your face?

Shitstack™

I’ll take “People Who Cracked Corn And For Whom I Don’t Care” for $800, Alex.

Any time I pass a XXX store, I simply can’t resist stopping in for those three hugs!!!!

Decade, century, millennia, eon...break them down enough and they are all just jiffy packets.

Ear plugs go in your ears, butt plugs go in your rears.

The Wolf of Wall Street was a bad sequel. Nobody even turned into a werewolf and played basketball like in the first one.

What is this foul stench betwixt thine cheeks? Didst thou not wash there a fortnight ago, nay one week?

I flick my ciggies at the piggies ‘cause I’m a bad whittle boy.

Here's the Catholic church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the weiners.

A bird in the hand is worth one bird, regardless of how many are in the bush. Why would I pay you for more birds than you have?

You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

Coming to a theater near you: Former NBA player, Mr. Grant, watches Pete Townshend perform a solo gig. I call it: Horace Hears a Who

Second place is the first loser, and that's why beggars CAN be choosers

This is the show where interesting people insult me, but it’s okay I never had any self esteem for them to ruin.

I went to Milton J. Lumberweiner’s Riverside County Funtime Bagpipe Outlet, Corn Maze, and Infinitely Recursive T-Shirt Shop and all I got was this t-shirt that says I went to Milton J. Lumberweiner’s Riverside County Funtime Bagpipe Outlet, Corn Maze, an

Somewhere nongs are heying, and somewhere Reggie raps. But there is no cast in Podville—for Scott is taking a crap.

Hickory dickory dock, you don’t wanna touch that sock

Danishes from Denmark, Swiss Roll from Switzerland, Canadian bacon from Canada, and smuckchops from Xanadu.

Grapple with snapple you may drown in crapple

Im Aucks Scotterman and this is the show where we talk to some people

I used to play basketball, now I play with foreskin.

Are we reindeer? Or we Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen

THE RED COATS ARE COMING!! THE RED COATS ARE COMING!! Just a heads up for next fall's big ticket item.Come on down to Big Bob's Coat-porium for free samples.

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