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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gilmore Girls? I couldn't agree more. I say gill all the girls and have them establish an underwater colony.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 436 views

  2. hippos are remarkable beasts, as in once you mark them, you can do it again and again until the marker is dry

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 321 views

  3. time passes to reality, reality makes the grab and HE'S IN FOR THE TOUCHDOWN

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 388 views

  4. I believe in equality, your honor. That's why I punched all of those women instead of letting them get in the lifeboat first.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 422 views

  5. I'd rather be a forest than a street, unless that street is replete with sweet meat. Hot dogs!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 487 views

  6. "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" Moments later, the boy dies because that mom is a shitty doctor.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 679 views

  7. Crispus Attucks found me shufflin the deck of a lesser being.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 343 views

  8. You cant drink in sorority houses, but manners are more than welcome.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 336 views

  9. First moist, then frothy, and finally on fire. But enough about the stages of my pantaloons after a spirited game of Scrabble with Glenn Beck

    By RisomK,
    • 0 replies
    • 219 views

  10. The best part of waking up is having cheated the bitter release of death yet again. You really need to up your game, Folgers.

    By RisomK,
    • 0 replies
    • 211 views

  11. I've heard of a rising crust pizza, but a rising Christ pizza? DiGiorno, you've done it again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 287 views

  12. I am definitely not Scott Aukerman. If I say anything to the contrary after this, it's a joke. And a good one, at that.

    By KevinYoung,
    • 0 replies
    • 322 views

  13. Out, damned Spot! Out! See damned Spot run. Run damned Spot, run!

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 298 views

  14. We love your screenplay "Juwannamannji", but think it works even better as two separate movies.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 300 views

  15. I love Wolverine, but Silkverine makes me far less itchy

    By mikethehuman,
    • 0 replies
    • 442 views

  16. Redrum? I prefer my Rum in an Island Cocktail.

    By K'uuRtMacKrreber,
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    • 291 views

  17. Hey, do we call them zebras on account of their huge boobs?

    By kewld00d_3000,
    • 0 replies
    • 248 views

  18. Well, slap my ass and call me an Uber.

    By K'uuRtMacKrreber,
    • 0 replies
    • 454 views

  19. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by this advertisement. We'll be right back after this break. Just kidding, Tricked you!!

    By K'uuRtMacKrreber,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views

  20. My Soul is trapped in a Soldier. Time to go to War... with myself!

    By K'uuRtMacKrreber,
    • 0 replies
    • 325 views

  21. I'd really like a catchphrase that sticks but I'm all out of super glue.

    By K'uuRtMacKrreber,
    • 0 replies
    • 386 views

  22. Christian Slater is Jewish and Jude Law is Christian. We're still trying to figure out Keanu Reeves.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 1863 views

  23. It's too late to hit reset on America, it's time to pull the cartridge out and blow in it

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 461 views

  24. I'd rather have a Volvo full of Vulcans than a Kingdom full of Klingons. That's right, I'm a space racist!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 390 views

  25. I hope this internet cafe has wi-fi

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 277 views
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