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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why does everyone love ambulances?? They're just ice cream trucks without the ice cream!

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  2. I've heard of breakfast for dinner. But what's all this I'm hearing about lunch for dessert?!

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  3. 73.2% of people who say "Open sesame" when opening a can of beef broth are 29.8% more likely to put both hands in the air on a log ride.

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  4. If you don't clap loudly and enthusiastically everytime someone kisses in a movie, well then, I'm sorry, you're dead inside.

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  5. I, Scott Auckerman, upon my death, bequeath all of my belongings, stakeholdings and liquid assets to the author of this catchphrase submission. No backsies.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  6. A horse is a horse is a horse, of course. Unless it’s crossed with a donkey, and then it’s a mule, you jackass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man still has terrible depth perception.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. More like Jason and the Argonongs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Sleepy, creepy, sometimes weepy.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  10. I think you'll find that my balls require extra attention tonight.

    By Ooklamok,
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  11. Pushing it to the limits, taking it to the streets, chasing it thru the sewers, tasting its yummy feets.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  12. Imagine if someone told you in 1985 that Bill Cosby and Louis CK would be accused of sexual misconduct someday. You'd probably be like, "Who's Louis CK?"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Unicorn bootyhole, nom nom nom. Smell my magic breath!

    By Stink hole Steve,
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  14. I’m about to SquareSpace the shit out of a Corn Porn website.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. (wrinkled picture of a guy ironing the letter E)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn, and I don’t care if your dreams come true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. The "White Men Can't Jump" reboot finally has a title: "Black Men Can't Kneel"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. I retire attire when I'm tired of torn tie tirades

    By dhxlive,
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  19. Orphan socks are ghosts of the children of the Industrial Revolution

    By dhxlive,
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  20. Cancel Netflix, and prepare to be wowed by crackle.

    By dhxlive,
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  21. If you think about it, is godzilla truly the god of all zillas.

    By MrGale,
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  22. Slap my metaphor and call me allegory.

    By MrMcBunny,
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  23. A horse walks into a bar and asks “You got any grapes?” The bartender says “I think you’re in the wrong joke buddy. And by that I mean you’re not a duck, because the joke is about a duck that walks into a bar three different times and asks for grapes, and

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 308 views

  24. Snitchers get stitcher premiums?

    By TehCeejay,
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  25. Rainbow coloured smoothie, chocolate ripple poopie. Either way brain freeze renders me immobile.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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