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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wigwams make the worst moms.

    By BrianBjur,
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  2. It's not that I'm ignoring you, I'm just generous and my shoulders are cold.

    By BrianBjur,
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  3. Grown-ups? More like "groan"-ups. You guys have all the worst cereal.

    By BrianBjur,
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  4. "Stop droppin' rolls!" said the impatient restaurant manager to the clumsy waitress. Then the restaurant burned down.

    By BrianBjur,
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  5. Check out my new Broadway show "Pundemonium!" It's a play on words.

    By BrianBjur,
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  6. Candy corn? More like can'tdy corn. That stuff is gross.

    By BrianBjur,
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  7. I'm ambidextrous and two hours late, does that count for anything?

    By BrianBjur,
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  8. Even big forks are tiney.

    By BrianBjur,
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  9. Whether on the farm or in the streets, hoes and cornrows are ready to be seen.

    By BrianBjur,
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  10. Permit the frog, but don't let those tadpoles do what they want!

    By BrianBjur,
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  11. Catsup, dogs down, hamsters over there.

    By BrianBjur,
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  12. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, over the next few months, the prosecution will try to convince u this isn't a picture of a sasquatch penis.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. I put on my pants same as you...carefully positioned to cover my penis and buttocks.

    By DoooDahMan,
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  14. I've heard of a pizza pie, but a banana split? I've heard of that, too.

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  15. I never knew why Wall-E always carried around a tide pen, that little devil is made of stainless steel!

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  16. A quick shout-out to my biological son, Macaulay Culkin. Daddy loves you, Mac!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. EXT. LAS VEGAS STRIP - SUNSET - A vagrant covered in his own filth announces that Howl is the Netflix of podcasts, use code MARON for one free month.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. If Mace Windu's a jedi Hindu, the Republic must be an excellent equal opportunity employer.

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  19. Wouldn't the devil have come UP to Georgia?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. You can scallop a potato but you can't potato a scallop which I don't think is fair.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. I hear Herbie the Love Bug is writing and auto-autobiography OR I hear Lightning McQueen is writing and auto-autobiography.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. Back in my day "hackers" lived in jungles and used their machetes to help clear paths for Indiana Jones!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. My milk-shake even brings the lactose intolerant boys to the yard which I think you will admit is pretty impressive

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. Strange smell in your house that you can't find!? Call Scott Aukerman. Private Nose.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. I bought myself a Ronco 4000 and I set it but now I can not remember where it is....

    By JordanMaywood,
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