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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cluck me, daddy! Cluck me! The chicken or the egg, the chicken or the egg.... ooooo, I came first!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I'll poop when I'm dead

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 289 views

  3. Michael Caine is an English actor, not an English Setter. You must be thinking of Michael Canine

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 303 views

  4. Step right up and get your snake oil, your serpentine turpentine, your basilisky glass of whiskey.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 326 views

  5. Hey, I just met you and you may not wish me well, but here's my novel, so call me Ishmael.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  6. Us? Human again? You have too much time on your hands, my dear Cogsworth.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  7. I say, old Bean, with this youngening makeup you can mumble and bumble your way into British hearts for another two decades.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  8. On today’s show, a reading of Melville’s recently discovered “Bartleby the Regional IT Coordinator”, a small corn farmer, and various pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Welllllll here’s a little story I like to tell / About three Bad brothers you DON’T know so well / They were Johnifer Bad, Cornelingus Bad, and Fredward Bad, and they rode the bus to school with me in eighth grade

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Catchphrase Pro Tip: before posting, you should hear your catchphrase in Scott’s voice. This requires removing the duct tape and corn cob gag, so make sure he doesn’t scream for help.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Double, double toil and trouble; Essential oils, and hipster stubble.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  12. Whinnie the Pooh is getting married! Welcome to the Pooh family, Diane the Diarrhea.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  13. Brian Blessed blessed Brian Boitano's boys by bouncing balls back before Bowfinger began

    By EthanRunt,
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  14. Bezos makes $32,698, I make a dime, that's why I shit in a diaper on company time.

    By KriticalHit,
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  15. Double, double, toil and troubles, never hire Big Chunky Bubbles

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Lefty left me deftly. Righty liked me lightly. Middley belittled me wittily. I just don't know who to turn to.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. If I had a nickel for every time my boss at the mint said I was under quota, he wouldn't've.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  18. Horse farmers: more than eyes the meat.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  19. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A helium dilution refrigerator.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  20. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something antifungal.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? At Cheepy Peepy’s Discount Optical Specimen Shop of course, in the Expired & Off-Round BOGO Discount Bin!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 256 views

  22. By the pricking of your mom, something skanky this way comes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 237 views

  23. Bobbing for apples has way higher stakes as an adult, especially if you don’t have herpes yet.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  24. If you ever can’t tell Rod Stewart and Barry Manilow apart, just give your Aunt Linda a call.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 249 views

  25. Let's cut the shit. We can use this knife I brought.

    By Aaron,
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