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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Do you ever notice how polka dot people be preventing plagiarism like this?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. Captain Hook was underhanded, but Peter Pan wasn't shady.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. They're home! Quick, everyone out! Oh, look at this mess, the cows are gonna kill me!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  4. How'd it work out with your lotto money? Lot o' money. Right, how'd it work out? I saw my ticket was the winner, and then they confirmed it. I mean the take, I want the numbers! Oh, sorry, you can't take thoseā€”I already bought them. Sigh, you win. Again??

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  5. Those who live in glass outhouses shouldn't throw kidney stones.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  6. R.I.P. Cathy. She died of a heart attack AACK! AACK! AACK! AACK! AACK!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Come check out my cover band, weā€™re called Huey Lewis & The Fake News.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. If itā€™s alright with you Iā€™d like to play devilā€™s advocate. I have the dvd right here and itā€™s my favorite Keanu Reeves movie.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. Remember that ā€œCumbersomeā€ song? Yeah, me too. Goddamn that was terrible.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Hot corn cold corn dry corn wet corn fat corn thin corn ground corn sky corn hammer corn nail corn mamma corn daddy corn. Jimmy donā€™t care. He big star. He crack ā€˜em all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Zed may be dead, but at least he made his goddamn bed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. "He sent the pipe bomb with great aplomb" would be a terrible tweet in this current climate.

    By SenileGoat,
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  13. A man and a boy are killed in a car accident. The doctor says, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." It's because she's a lady

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. If you had shit for brains, all you could think of is poop jokes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. A man and his son walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, that's my son!" How is this possible? Because the bartender was talking about some other kid, that's how

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. A man walks into a bar. He goes behind the bar and starts serving drinks because he's the bartender

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Three men walk into a bar. Two of them slept with the other guy's wife. The guy never found out, but everyone in town knew about it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. A man and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because ducks aren't allowed in there

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Bill Cosby walks into a bar, because he's blind

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Jeez Louis

    By StereoStrangers,
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  21. Well my name is Rappinā€™ Corn and Iā€™m here to say / Iā€™ll make your turdsĀ fun in a bumpy yellow way

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. When the harvest time has come / He must crack it / When the corn is in the barn / Jimmy cracks it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. If life gives you tapeworms, make tapewormade!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. I feel the need...the need for speed. Or whatever other drugs you have on you.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  25. I made a blobby excretion in the lobby of the Venetian and now my picture is behind the front desk.

    By Bingo Boy,
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