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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 4 out of 5 dentists agree, A Pentagram is a kickass thing to draw on your book cover.

    By DanC,
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  2. Extra extra read all about it. Cabbage is the new musical fruit. Beans look to challenge the decision.

    By DanC,
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  3. Only non filtered cigarettes for me sir. Filtered smokes are like sucking boobies through a sweater

    By DanC,
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  4. What is an orifice if not a place to stuff things?

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  5. Mm, so horny. Mm Mm, miso soup.

    By Ham Sandcastle,
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  6. Hemorrhoids and herpes. Wish you were here?

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  7. My twat is hot, and honey, it’s gonna rot!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Thank you for the soup Tom. It was good.

    By DanC,
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  9. Eat right, Sleep right, keep that butthole clenched tight.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  10. Nowadays it's like people's cell phone's cell phones be having cell phones.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  11. We know how much wood a wood chuck would chuck. We know how many pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. But when she sold sea shells by the sea shore, what were her profit margins?

    By Extra Medium Shirt,
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  12. This is my dog Maxwell, but he goes by Buster

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  13. Must be lonely being the only sailor that can't tie a knot. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. You want to raise 1,000 soy sauces with my 2  yellowfins showing? Have you even played Texas Hold Em' Poke before?

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless you really smashed that sucker to bits.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  16. I've never been hangry, but I get smellous all the time.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  17. I only let people in by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin. Don't know what that means? Then you ain't gettin' in.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  18. The term butter face shows that no matter how hard a woman works to improve herself, men will find a way to insult them.

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  19. I never realized just how many stars can be seen in the night sky until I went camping in the back country and my friend told me

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  20. Full disclosure, I hooked up with the Snapple lady in the 90s.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. I’ll pay the damages, but you really should put up a sign to let people know that’s not a toilet.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. Fun fact, Tom Hanks has a surprising amount of human heads in his freezer

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. I slept like a baby last night -- I shit in a diaper and cried for hours

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. The 1st amendment don't hold water here, boy. Besides the whole priceless piece of American History thing, the hole in the levee is just too large to duct tape a 200 year old document to and expect it to hold for more than a few seconds. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. That's Down, Hamburger!

    By LittleSeanyBoy,
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