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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't mince words but I certainly wince to see birds

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  2. I have a coffee book stain on my shirt

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 250 views

  3. I beg your jimmy pardo!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  4. rattle snake, battle rake, cattle cake, you had me at battle rake

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  5. I got the tattoo of Scooby Doo on a kangaroo but my crew would only ride for the stories of Nancy Drew.

    By Sadillac Deprescalade,   
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  6. Help, I'm made of meat!

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  7. There be a corn-pebbled grump-rumbler a-comin, and you be in the catcher’s crouch, Mr. Mittencheeks.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. I like my smooth jazz like I like my corn—canned, in a dim stairwell at 4 a.m.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. More like Pete WORST, am I right? No Ringo = no Beatles

    By Mediocreatbest,
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  10. show me your tits and don't mind my mitts, welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Denim,
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  11. Giant cow? Giant hands! Hold my calls and cancel my plans.

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  12. What’s up, emulsified cylindrical extrusion of mechanically separated pork & chicken meat, high-fructose corn syrup, water, salt, and sodium nitrate?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Yes, I’ll have the Lint-Draped Corn Loaf with Creamed Shrimp and Limestone Gelato Cubes on a bed of Wind-Crisped Winter Median Grass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I was pro-tractor until my father the corn farmer was run over and killed in his field by a giant cheap plastic angle-measuring device.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Given the choice between a ladder and a step stool I'd go with the latter, welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Dan Gerous,
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  16. This catchphrase is inspired by a true story: I haven't lost the will to live, damn you,  I've lost Will Twollive, the boy I'm supposed to be babysitting. Remove this straightjacket at once and lets go toddler hunting!

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. No need to flatter me. I'm flat enough as it is.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  18. Fun Fact: Carol of the Bells is the best holiday song to repeatedly stab someone to.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  19. When I was little, the floor was made of lava, but now I can afford wall-to-wall tar pit.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  20. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus...which isn’t surprising since my mom has a notorious Santa fetish.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. I made romance in my snow pants and we all had a white Christmas.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. I said a clip, a clop, a clippy to the clop, I’m a migratory swallow and I don’t stop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. You ain’t nuthin’ but an anthropomorphized perpetually lachrymose canid.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 225 views

  24. A kernel in the hand is worth an ear in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. What fuck, loud duck?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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