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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. donuts are just the donut company's way of selling more donuts

    By pazuzu's petals,
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  2. Roses are red, violets are blue, my dreams are flesh-toned, all about you.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. if the people behind rice-a-roni started making rice negronis, that would be nice for Tony. I have a friend named Tony who I think would like that, he's gluten free and kind of an odd ball, or maybe not he doesn't drink.

    By wafflefries,
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  4. I got turkey up my ass, I ain't one for bluffing. Though Thanksgiving passed, this bun's for stuffing.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 298 views

  5. Winner of NPR’s 2018 Tiny Peniscast award

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Winner of the 2018 Nebraska Corn Festival’s Blue Pig Trophy for “Things We Don’t Think Are Funny in Nebraska Despite Having ‘Comedy’ In The Name”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Recipient of Popular Mechanics 1952 “Best Podcast, Whatever That Is” Award

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Total Recall?? But I just bought this cereal!

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Do you like when I moan your name, Sigourney ?

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  10. They should've gone with the full title "Love, actually... gas. Yup, just some gas, sorry my dudes."

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. That's right, Dad. I sell loose tobacco and I'm Damn Proud Of It! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. I've got a severe case of the munchies, or, as you call them, crabs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. U. G. L. Y., you ain’t got no alibi, you still have a right to due process.

    By thebreakfastking,
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  14. I think I speak on behalf of all catchphrase submitters when I say the following: "We demand more Ho Ho." And a little more corn wouldn't hurt, either, you boneheads.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. When I was nine, I had a dream about a human ear that turned into a wolf every Christmas Eve and stalked the night murdering innocent cans of creamed corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. It was called Earbutt in the early days, but SOMEONE got offended because they were born with a butt for an ear. That’s right—I’m talkin’ to you Santa Claus, you stinky-eared bastard.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I found a critter that was covered in glitter but the glitter ruined the stew. I took to twitter to say I was bitter and share pictures of sparkly poo.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  18. We Had to Burn This City We Built on Rock and Roll to Save This City We Built on Rock and Roll

    By A Friend of Walter Brennan,
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  19. Ho, Ho, Holy Shit. Looks Like Santa Left Us A Yule Log of His Own

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  20. Deck the Halls, clothesline the Smiths, and throat-punch the Kennedys! Merry Fistmas!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  21. The nudist colony hated their old anthem, so I wrote them a new nudity ditty.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  22. Not every faucet is made equal, and that should sink in.

    By radnac,
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  23. Let's TOCK about what makes you TICK.

    By radnac,
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  24. The government put cameras in all the cats. Please please please help me murder all the cats to protect everyone from the government

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  25. Hell comes for those who use gang slang

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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