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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Somewhere on the Internet two cannibals are falling in love.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  2. Give me a inch, and I'll give you 18th Century China.

    By adoginacoat,
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  3. Pants? I thought you said Plants. Either way, I'm still gonna throw this lasagna out.

    By adoginacoat,
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  4. A doctor a day keeps the doctor away and apples are spawn of Satan.

    By adoginacoat,
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  5. “I really think we should stick with the pun about that Jan-Michael Vincent helicopter show.”

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  6. Hey little thing let me light your candle, cause momma I just ripped ass in this yankee candle outlet

    By slightlyconcussed,
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  7. Once upon a time, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line. The monkey shat himself. The goose exploded.

    By adamgryphon,
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  8. With a tip of my hat I bid you adieu, for I must find a toilet and drop a big poo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. I wish I could swim. Like donkeys can swim.

    By prognosisnegative,
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  10. I doubt that the birth of this foal would've gone as smoothly without your timely intervention, Batman

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. When Stan Lee died and went to Hell, he looked at the Devil and said, "Hey, didn't I create you?" "Co-created," corrected the Devil. "With Jack Kirby."

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. She tried to slap Richard, missed, and slapped my dick.

    By Sergeant Pic-N-Rod,
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  13. I was fickle with my sickle and now my pickle has a trickle

    By Sergeant Pic-N-Rod,
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  14. One look at Mrs. Claus' face and I knew Christmas had come early.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Seven ate Nine's ass on Millenial Sesame Street.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. The last time I was on a roll this big, I got butter on my knees.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  17. Pro Tip: Keep a broom balanced upright in your palm as you walk down the street, and no one will ask you for directions. They might ask to borrow the broom, though.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  18. When you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me" and anyone else who shares your stupid link without fact-checking it first.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  19. Now we enter the long season of doubt. Fennel, specifically. Not thyme. You thought it was thyme, didn't you? You're wrong. It's time for fennel, not thyme. How can I be any clearer?

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  20. Lana Del Ray's wintertime sadness

    By silentbison,
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  21. You can lead a horse to walter but you shouldn't. Walter has a gambling problem.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. You say your ass is grass, I say I'm a cow!

    By silentbison,
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  23. Where all by dirty breeches at?? It's laundry day!

    By silentbison,
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  24. None of my lizards are selling on eBay because I have e-reptile disfuntion.

    By silentbison,
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  25. No need to thank me, Dido. I had fun, too.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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