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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I love rock 'n' roll, so give me a dime 'cause I deserve it.

    By Sluggo,
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  2. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

    By buzzslightsmear,
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  3. There ain't no party like an opioid party 'cuz an opioid party ends in crippling addiction.

    By Hugh G. Rection,
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  4. No need to thank me, Dido. I had fun, too.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  5. Slide into my DM’s cause I want you to walk a mile in my shoes

    By Optimum Corridor,
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  6. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. - Let's just say Times was all over the place back then and it was really sad to watch.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  7. No shirt, No shoes, No service? - No don't know anymore!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  8. Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy? And being able to ask your employees if you can jerk off in front of them, while they watch?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  9. Hold my scarf Carl, things are about to get crunchy

    By DanC,
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  10. Even though I walk through valley of the shadow of death, I rollerblade almost everywhere else.

    By DanC,
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  11. People often tell me I either look like a young Steve Young or Gary Oldman as an old man.

    By DanC,
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  12. constantly making puppets that come to life yearning to be real boys sure does get gepetto-tive

    By cottonwoodfiringsquad,
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  13. Stop talker man, it's Scott Aukerman.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  14. I’m Scott Aukerman. You’re Hostfor Theevening.

    By yungpundit,
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  15. Pierre gives a tickle for a Franc or a nickel!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. You are my sunshine. I am your father. We can rule the galaxy as father and sunshine!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  17. I got more rhymes than all those dope MCs, it’s a benefit of ven-er-EE-al disease! Boyeee!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Playing "Delilah" on a lime green guitar always makes me want to compose two poignant personal essays, one titled "On the Sadness of Toys" and another called "Uncle Rebecca"

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  19. The gravy knows where the tailors pose metallic bows, Rose

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  20. Knock knock. Who's there? A can of seasoned turnip greens. A can of seasoned turnip greens who? THE MONSTERS WILL SLAP US!

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  21. Look I don’t want anyone to get in trouble here. I just want a series of public beheadings so that my rage can be washed away in a wave of blood.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Christopher Plummer is survived by his twin brother, Christopher Electrician

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. This morning we lost our baby after a painful struggle with cancer. But then we found him hiding in the clothes hamper so now it’s back to the pediatric chemo ward!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Never let the slapping monsters sing you a lovely lullaby, for next will come a shocking wake-up by means of MONSTER SLAPPITY-SLAP!

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  25. Dream tonight of the slapping monsters as they will dream of their monstrous hands suh-mackin your face-cheeks to make skin-thunder.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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