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1. I stacked so many Cheerios on my baby that I cured his heart disease.

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2. Pitfalls and Pratfalls, a bromance starring Brad Pitt and Chris Pratt, out this Fall!

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3. red red wine. green green slime: ghostbusters ghostbusters - it's a good time

   By KrangkaDelic, July 11, 2016
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4. My high school guidance counselor used to write the title of his favorite Journey song on my evaluation papers....

   By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank, July 11, 2016
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5. Today I learned that President Garfield was not a wisecracking, lasagna-loving fat cat

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6. I tried to make it as an door-to-door salesman, but it seemed like nobody was interested in buying Electric Boner Hornets.

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7. When will Marvel settle their beef with King Features Syndicate so we can finally see these characters where they belong, in the Family Circ-iverse

   By Edward James Almost, July 11, 2016
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8. I live a life without regrets... I mean without RUGRATS. I tend not to watch Rugrats. Someday I'll look back and be sorry I didn't watch it.

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9. I cut off my nose to spite my face but it turns out It's actually a much better look for me and now my stupid face won't stop gloating about it.

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10. When I first saw Earth's majesty from outerspace I thought about how small I am, penis-wise.

    By Frenchfries, July 10, 2016
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11. We've isolated the cancer cells, now extract them so Gerry can fart on them and then we'll toss them back in the body.

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12. First of all, I don't approve of these "ugly baby" contests and second of all, I don't understand why my taint was even eligible

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13. I ain't afraid of no choad

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14. Before inspiration struck, Neil Simon struggled with his first draft of The Odd Single

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15. If you ask me, Lenny Bruce Lee Harvey Oswald the Rabbit is still the world's greatest lover

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16. She had an ass like a black hole, if you know what I mean (she was African-American and had a butthole).

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17. Do conjoined twins dream of conjoined sheep? Do they count each leap over a fence as one sheep or two sheep?

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18. fuck vape life, me and MacGyver's getting down on some duct tape life

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19. Before you call me a misogynist for disliking the new Ghostbusters, I'd like to point out how much I love pussy.

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20. Failed Board Games: Pick-Up Radioactive Rods, Newborn Baby Jenga, Mouse Genetic Engineering, Anorexic Bulimic Hippos.

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21. The absolute saddest part of the last episode of Gilligan's Island is they actually discovered it was Gilligan's Peninsula...

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22. Does a Berenstein Bear get circumcised in the woods!?

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23. "Might as well face it I'm addicted to grubs." Robin Palmer.

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24. You think the whales at SeaWorld have it bad you should see the tough time they have at LandWorld!

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25. Sweet Sufferin' Subjunctives, What Could Happen Next?

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