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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I named my son Broseph Wermingblow, do I regret it? Yes.

    By fredsolo,
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  2. I like to go to baseball games and say "might" after people say "Good eye" when the ump calls a ball. It makes me think I'm in Australia.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  3. I wore my Nick Fury costume to the premiere of Captain America: Civil War. Side note: worst 3D I've ever seen

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. No gorilla cosplay allowed at Donkey-Con, it just gets confusing.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Woe be to the poor soul who cleans up the track after a Go-Shart race.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Dogs make great purses depending on the gag reflex of the pooch & if you don't mind your money and phone being partially digested

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Earthquakes. Hurricanes. Blizzards. Tornados. Nice try, God, nothing is going to stop this epic jerkin' session.

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. your log on is long con at don juan dot palm frond, where donkey kong's bong is donna's mom's lost swan song

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Hmmmm...Genocide, for starters. I guess it depends on the flavor.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Looking back, sinking all of the family fortune into Whack-Off-a-Mole machines wasn't the best business decision.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. We're here at Earwolf Studios, where we've secretly replaced the LMAO's they usually serve with regular LOL's. Let's see if a CEO resigns!

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Did Juno go to Blu-Ray or Jupiter? Said the Capital of Alaska.

    By Max Power,
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  13. I've perfectly recreated Noah's Arc... Noah Wyle's character arc from ER, that is. Plus I added a few dinosaurs. Kids love Dinos!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Don't fear the reaper, He's just a giant, looming skeleton with a blade and his sole job is to kill you. I can't believe you feared him, pussy.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  15. Weary souls forever blessed with the comfort of impending doom

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. police (man/woman/lgbtqwy appartus) please release me from these cuffs and render me a high quality HD video

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. "My friend's older brother lives in the gulch way up on down back around behind over across towards the mall," said my older brother's friend.

    By grandmaphiliac,   
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  18. You know, once get past all the fur Chewbacca's actually pretty cool.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. When the dinosaurs ruled the Earth, humans ruled Mars. And now it's basicially the opposite. Crazy.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. You know what they say; If you start a joke you can't finish, then.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  21. The mightiest vessel upon the sea, her crew of lesbian sailoresses at the helm ready to brave the storm. This is the ship called 'Lickity Split.'

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  22. I believe we make our own luck. Did I say luck? I meant clothing. We make our own clothing out of garbage bags and duct tape

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. I was torn between saying whatchamacallit or whosawhatsis, so I just said thing

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. Sex is a lot like being stung by a bee: the longer you go without it the scarier it is. Also I've never been stung by a bee.

    By ArloLevin,
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  25. Personally, I'm far more interested in the gripping domestic drama "The Secret Wife of Pets"

    By Edward James Almost,
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