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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I tried joining the Justice League, but they wouldn't take any new members. They should change their name to the "Just Us" League, am I right?

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  2. There wasn't a dry eye in the sawdust factory after the Foreman got his cancer diagnosis

    By BradThomas,
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  3. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's how Chewbacca dies in the books.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. If you love something you are a weak baby and your enemies will exploit that vulnerability. Do not be soft puppy child. Be rock. Be Island

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Proverbs 13:24; Spare the ribs, spoil the chives.

    By arti,
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  6. Sticks and stones may break my dicks and bones. Please don't throw stuff at me just because I have two dicks.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. I've been trying to forget 9/11, but comedians won't let me!

    By mahboi08,
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  8. I'd be more supportive of an all-robot workforce if somebody would just glue some googly eyes onto them

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. The only onion worth an ion is the one I won only yesterday

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Waves of ass-pleasure: guaranteed!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. It may surprise you to learn that the chicken and the egg were able to come at the same time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Who ya gonna call the inferior sex? Girl-breasters.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Search for the hero inside yourself. Kill it with fire.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Patrick Swazye did a roundhouse in Roadhouse, some flirty dancing in Dirty Dancing but no joints broken in Point Break. What gives?

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Wax on, wax off. Either way, love your body... just don't wax on about it.

    By VioletGabriellaDarnell,
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  16. creeple in the sheets

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Don't dress for the weather you have, dress for the weather you want!

    By Charcoal City,
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  18. Let us not mince words, let us mince garlic! These are the traditional words of my noble house.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Deadpan flim-flam on the veranda crammed her 2nd hand jim-jams with malapropaganda

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Tonight's forecast: cloudy with a chance of meatballs...if my wife gets off her lazy ass and cooks me a meal for once.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning; red sky at night, under the toxic waste site. Help us Toxic Avenger!

    By Charcoal City,
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  22. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw hard enough and aim for his head. Excuse me, his or her head. Thanks Obama!

    By Charcoal City,
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  23. Am I my brother's keeper? Why yes, I am the goalie for my brother's soccer team.

    By Charcoal City,
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  24. Zoo fencing is more important in the evolution of man than you think. It is after all what separates us from the animals.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Goodbyes are hard so I'm gonna bullshit for an hour till plugs.

    By Charcoal City,
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