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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let's call the hole-thing: 'Off Limits'.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Sure, a woman puts on a Chewbacca mask and starts laughing and gets famous, but when I do it I just get a fine for masturbating in public??

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. You can't judge a book by it's cover, unless you're an actual judge and the accused Mr. Book obviously covered up a murder.

    By clevernickname,
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  4. They say love is free, but so are all of the other emotions. So shut up, and have some free aggravation.

    By RigatoniJP,
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  5. If you looked up gullible in the dictionary then you'd probably know its definition.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Holy frijoles! Isn't it a bit overzealous for the Pope to bless a can of legumes?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  7. bologna bourgeois controlling the means of pasta production forces minority share holders to invest in coronas and coroners

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Amber Heard? methinks the lady doth bro-test too much

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. One-liners? They're a Youngmans's game.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. OH, you kissed a girl and you liked "IT"....I thought you said you liked "DICK"....sorry Mr. Cheney, I'm afraid Katy isn't fond of you, nor is anyone.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  11. I went out last night and got drunk. And the reviews are in. I tasted good.

    By brontosaurusFACE,
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  12. Uncle Sam Sung Gaelic See You Next Twos Dagobah Sis Tim the Tool Man Tay Lauren Lap Customer Service Sent Our Hall Uh Graham Me Ah Ward

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  13. You can never write off the Germans.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Much like Garfield I hate Mondays, Love Lasagna and love fuckin' puss

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. Aloha" means hello, goodbye and most people don't know also means being tickled by an aloe plant.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Ships are named after women and I think it's because they have vaginas...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. In the US they actually have ants with long legs called Daddy Long Leg Ants. Not really surprising since Americas Got Tall Ants.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. The 5 W's of finding lost daisy dukes: What, why, when, who where's short shorts!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. My wife complains the more water she drinks. Turns water into whine...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. breast booby tit flopper cheast groovey shit stopper nest nudie wit plopper best smoothie hit topper

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. "I believe I can flyyyy" "Mr. Kelly we know that's just the name of your song from Space Jam. You'll have to try harder to prove you're insane."

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  22. If "dicks" and "butts" were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. And I'd have a Twizzler and a cashew.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  23. Heynong, heynong nong, sing this corrosion to me

    By SydMulholland,
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  24. I've got 99 ideas but a pitch ain't one, so now Comedy Central won't take my meetings

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  25. "I've got 99 ideas but a pitch ain't one." was the sentence that got kicked me off Shark Tank

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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