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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If your doctor writes you a prescription for more cowbell you should probably report him to the proper authorities

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 410 views

  2. Macho Man Blandy Average here, "Enjoy a Slim Jim, Brother"

    By NateWahl,
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    • 443 views

  3. All God's creatures wear sneakers, except of course the sandal-weraing heathen Jesus Horatio Christ

    By scudwolf,
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    • 600 views

  4. Today's secret phrase is tragic ballooning accident.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 358 views

  5. Young DeNiro was hot as fuck do you think you're talking to?

    By Nard38,
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  6. Dance like no one's watching, sing like you're being stared down by Alton Brown.

    By ProfessorNudgy,
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    • 442 views

  7. I've heard of Tragedy Shame Shame, but Comedy Bang Bang?

    By JacobCrites,
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    • 511 views

  8. 3000 Scenes Under the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen DVD bonus features are excellent!

    By ZachRokosz,
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    • 649 views

  9. You’re as cold as ice, but still warmer than 500 Nanokelvin baby!

    By ZachRokosz,
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    • 429 views

  10. SAT, ACT, RAC, IST

    By ZachRokosz,
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    • 450 views

  11. I like my sex like I like my comedy, involving racist puppets.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 406 views

  12. Come to Motley J Crew for all of your hip tees and hep c's.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 359 views

  13. Captain's Log, Stardate 4514: After much discussion, Sulu has convinced me to try blonde highlights.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 377 views

  14. Please excuse the aforementioned falsely-foisted fifth dimension.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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  15. Hamburgers are made of beef, just like me! Great catchphrase! You're like the son I've never had. I love you.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 441 views

  16. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! for another episode, and it is so great to be here. We've got a great show today. So let's jump right in!

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 438 views

  17. If you can teach a man to teach, but you can't teach a man to learn, then how do you teach a man to teach?!?!?!

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 499 views

  18. These Apple Jacks don't taste like apples, but they do taste a lot like Jack.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 434 views

  19. Stand bye-bye, stand; very good dog.

    By MARKNADO,
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    • 433 views

  20. Keep Sharia Bro Code out of America's frats

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 438 views

  21. If you're listening to this in the year 2089, this episode is dedicated to the memory of Carrot Top.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 368 views

  22. Jelly. Marmalade. Jam. It's all lube to me, darling.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 420 views

  23. I bet Betsy Ross was a real fucking boss at flag football

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 488 views

  24. Barack Hussein Obamacare? Not my president. Because I'm from the UK, we have a Prime Minister there.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 443 views

  25. Rivers belong where they can ramble,eagles belong where they can fly,I've got to be where my diabetes can run free.Gotta eat this Ben & Jerrys pie

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 465 views
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