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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. From Alimony to Webber, Tony and Lord Andrew Lloyd that is, this is U Bang Bangin Comedy 2 Me?: the comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things Comedy Bang Bang. This is good improv comedy, uh, content.

    By ShiningElevatorofDiarrhea,
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  2. Give me the meat boys and free my pole, I want to get topped on your podcast show.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  3. Attack of the Shits

    By TylerGarver,
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  4. How much nurts could a peanurt nurt if Mr. Peanurt nurt nurt nurt?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Two households, both alike in dem titties, / In fair Jersey Shore, where we lay our scene…

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Squirming vermin in my chemise cause me to fall to me knees and pray they don’t bite deez.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. No one cared who I was til I put on the mask - said the underaged kid trying to buy alcohol

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  8. They call me Mimi, but I don’t know why.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. We ain’t fakin’… Whole lot of Quake 3 goin’ on.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. You know what they say, possession is 9/10ths of The Exorcist.

    By Shitting Dick-Nipples,
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  11. I watch Minute to Win It with a bonnet on my noggin, eating Benihana takeout, rocking out to Kenny Loggins.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. What's your favorite Disney movie with more than 6 Tim Conways in it? Mine's Snow White and the Seven Dorfs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. You're telling me Misters Michel-Basquiat and Monet hit the road in a badass Honda Odyssey!? That's a real Jean-Claude van, Damn.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Her name was Lola, She was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in her hair and feathers all over the rest of her too, a great big set of wings and a hell of a beak. It occurs to me now I may have given a hundred dollars worth of singles to a bird.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Call me "Late to Dinner", but don't call me anything else! I'm hungry, just not quite yet!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  16. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    By Expandong,
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  17. I’m a Prefontaine man in a Post Malone world.

    By LOLlard,
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  18. Have you ever seen a worm do the human?

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  19. Try before you buy, buy before you die, die before your nemesis to deprive their life of meaning.

    By Cat-on-a-hot-ten-inches,
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  20. Please don't stare at the brain that hangs down below the wang, you may think it's insane, but that's just nuts.

    By Colonel Chester "Nips" McGee,
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  21. I don't want to bang, I just want to work on dee drum all day.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  22. Do robots dream of electric sheep? Mine only says "Gleep zorp bwoop beep".

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  23. Do I dare disturb the universe? Still owes me 20 bucks.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  24. My humps, my humps, my humps are a sign of a serious medical problem.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  25. Gather round smoke our thing hear the tale of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train in an overcoat with stains. In a flash I saw a rash accompanying his cane. Hard to just ignore em but where's the bloke's decorum He calls himself King but I didn't vote for him

    By LordBabyHat,
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