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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't be rude and move my booze or I'll be forced to screw my shoes.

    By pukebreath,
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  2. Euripides' Shorts? More like I just shit my pants.

    By VohnJarga,
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  3. Dennis the menace and Frenchy the clown, different you might think but they both shit brown

    By Goatfart Buttknockers,
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  4. If the dink dink man passed a free drinks stand, could he shrink pink pans with his drinks free hand?

    By Goatfart Buttknockers,
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  5. In a world without friction, you can't wipe your ass. But you also don't have to.

    By Hank E. Pancake,
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  6. He who farts and runs away can blame it on the dog.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. For 10 bucks I'll suck, but for 20 I'll blow. Of course, I'll have to remind you, it's not that kind of show.

    By PeepilOfPorkSteeple,
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  8. And seeking yet the Jester's breeze, I pulled my chest up to my Knees, and gave myself the slightest squeeze, and shit my fuckin brains out

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. For anyone who still needs reminding, the woomp is still there.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. If you can't do the Time, you'll never make it to Morris Day.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. There’s just one thing I think of when I pump and that’s Trump’s dumpy lumpy rump.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  12. If the hail hits hard and your hair is hardly holding on, you may have weather-pattern baldness!

    By Brotherly Lunge,
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  13. Enjoy my Celebrity Memorabilia Museum. We've got a tooth from Powers Boothe, the shin of Anthony Quinn, and unfortunately the Alan Thicke exhibit will remain temporarily closed until we can locate a missing item.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  14. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, an insider's pie-d to the red velvet cake back tartways of this flan-dustry we call dough biz. That's right, it's a dessert show now and I'm your host Scone Bakerman.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  15. The birdy playing hurdy gurdy took a sturdy turdy on my shirty

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  16. All day long I’d titty titty pump, if I were a pregnant man!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. An eye for an eye makes the whole world content with their eyeball trades.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. BRB, I G2G to the WC, but IMHO IDK how long I’ll be AFK, because my :’s slow.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. A peanut sat on a railroad track. A railway safety officer came by and said, “What are you, nuts?” And then she gave birth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack, and of course doctor, if the fungus spreads to any other areas, I’ll contact you immediately.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Why are there no famous Thanksgiving songs? Well, besides "Baby Got Back".

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  22. The moonlighting magician gestured to the display at Banana Republic. “Pick a cardigan! Any cardigan!”

    By ForeignServer,
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  23. This just in... Backlash over backsplash splattered in black hair from a back patch. While backpack flapjack babies meet me outback we're gonna boogie.

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  24. The bird in my hand would look good in her bush!

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  25. Fall is a four letter word in this house young man. And house is a five letter word!

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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