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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This podcast is like a fine pasta dish: a limp noodle drowning in the Maron-era. Now that's a spicy mmmmmm......... .... .. . ..

    By Craz_AvaLanche,
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    • 520 views

  2. "This prolapsed womb's been the tomb a' many a' drunken floosie", or so said Gramps' lower-back tattoo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 475 views

  3. One for the dolphins, two for the door, threes can be a some, but fours are always horse.

    By Gary_Tingle,
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    • 629 views

  4. Rinse, repeat, spit in the sink - "Bro... I think this shampoo is expired."

    By HeyNongerman,
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  5. He saunters like an Egyptian tailor.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  6. The next person I hear complaining about water rationing I'm going to drown in William Shatner's pool

    By Bumpy,
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  7. El gato enfuego en mi pantalones, biiiiManan!

    By _SamanthaOh,
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    • 685 views

  8. I'm sorry, we don't carry Coke, we only have Pepsi. This is a Pepsi only establishment.

    By thecrench,   
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    • 810 views

  9. "You have to take everything he says with a grain of salt." Says Mrs. Peanut speaking of her husband as he rolls his eyes hearing that joke yet again.

    By Mobster84,
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    • 546 views

  10. Shower copious amounts of sweet, short-chain, soluble carbohydrates upon my person

    By thecrench,   
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    • 716 views

  11. Turn thee, Benvolio; look upon thy grith

    By thecrench,   
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    • 634 views

  12. Edgar Allen Poe'd his britches

    By thecrench,   
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    • 666 views

  13. First I lost my grandma, then I lost my marbles. Now I can't even play the game with a stranger

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 485 views

  14. I prefer the earth. You prefer Mick Jagger. As long as we can agree Rolling Stones are great

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 434 views

  15. I was looking for a catchphrase and then I found a catchphrase and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 542 views

  16. I believe that children are our future, and George R.R. Martin, and robots are our friends. Oh, the rest is silence.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 540 views

  17. What good is Fame if it isn't playing on repeat in the lobby of the dance studio's spring recital?

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 542 views

  18. Pregnant women really shouldn't handle cat feces. Can I bring you anything else from the menu?

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Blue, red, purple, green, these be the colors, of my peen.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 462 views

  20. If I had a quarter for every quadragenarian at a quadraphonic concert, I'd be legally bound to buy the rights to Dark Side of the Moon.

    By HeyNongerman,
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  21. This catchphrase is like a second season of Mike Detective- not written by Scott Aukerman

    By Bumpy,
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  22. Stab a spud, skillet for a minute, hashtag hashbrowns, you god damn dumbass.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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    • 527 views

  23. I don’t believe in beating a dead horse, only shaving it for my wig collection.

    By rob_m,
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    • 528 views

  24. El gato enfuego en mi pantalones, biiiiManan!

    By _SamanthaOh,
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    • 636 views

  25. Uh oh I just went poopy in my favorite dungarees

    By Juan Compadre,
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    • 540 views
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