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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Teamwork makes the dream work, but steamwork only makes everything soggy and hot

    By an adorable bunny,
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  2. Where were we when we watched whales whistling while wearing worn-down wears? In Bermuda of course!

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 385 views

  3. Haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense.

    By an adorable bunny,
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  4. I love my wife and my job and my house and my WHOLE LIFE and I can do anything if I put my pathetic little mind to it.

    By an adorable bunny,
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  5. A clerical error left me with an unlicensed baptism

    By an adorable bunny,
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  6. Take a pitcher, it'll last longer. But only if filled with delicious lemonade

    By an adorable bunny,
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  7. Thick spit & hot shits, tight shirts show off my nips.

    By Clit Huxtable,
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  8. Babe in the woods, Babe 2: Pig in the City in the city

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  9. Methuselah the biblical patriarch? You had me at Methuse.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  10. No matter how much people bring you down, you can always count on sphincter squeezing.

    By Zit Geyser,
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  11. Were you misled by a man with a bad French accent about whether or not a dog bites? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Did somebody once tell you that you ainā€™t the sharpest tool in the shed? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Were you entitled to compensation but you did not receive that compensation? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Umbrella dick, corkscrew dick. It all looks the same in the dark.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  15. Go get the gopher pills! My hole is tingling something fierce.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  16. If Uptown has funked you or a loved one up, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  17. Open up and say ā€œahhā€. Spread your legs and say ā€œSantaā€.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  18. My Dixie wrecked, and it damn near killed ā€˜im.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  19. Toilet water: it ainā€™t just for dogs anymore.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  20. Get jalapeƱo mouth with new JalapeƱo Poppers!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  21. Scrub-a-dub dub, I peed in the tub.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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  22. All day skinny jeans. All night wet dreams.

    By Michael Jamie Foxworthy,
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  23. They call them jalapeƱos because that spice gets jalapeƱo mouth.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  24. If you show me yours, I'll show you mine, you're a 2016 Domaine Romanee, and I'm just boxed wine

    By Octopiss,
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  25. Riddle me this, would you rather duck Mary Kiss or know what am I thinking?

    By The Real Fartcop,
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