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Attila the Hyundai

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  1. Get the fuck out of here; get into my car.
  2. Linguine? GET THA FUCK OUUUAAAGGGGGHHHH-ta heeya!
  3. Sweet treats on my sweet meats makes the bees buzz my fuzz.
  4. Once I found a husband I chopped dem titties right off.
  5. The clerk at the DMV denied my vanity plate request for “KNT FKR” even though I’m a huge Kant and Faulkner fan.
  6. Attila the Hyundai

    Couplets are for suckers.

    Couplets are for suckers.
  7. Get bent. Repent. Rinse. Repeat.
  8. Welcome to Comedy Ding! Dong!, the show where we talk to interesting doorbells.
  9. I’m not the one who wants to get nasty, Mr. Thicke.
  10. If you’re happy and you know it, rub one out.
  11. If you’re happy and you know it, don’t rub it in.
  12. How many roads must a man walk down / Before he gets picked up for hitch hiking?
  13. Two girls one cup? What kind of beer pong tournament is this?
  14. Here comes a stinky but a goodie.
  15. A whole hole’s a whole lotta nothin’ at all.