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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. How many heynong-men must a heynong-man heynong, before you heynong him a heynong-man?

    By Thedge,
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  2. Screw this, screw that, all in a day's work for Norm Abram

    By the_muteKi,
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  3. Forget Florida Man, Heynong Man has the silliest superpower. Well, except for fucking Aquaman. Screw that guy!

    By the_muteKi,
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  4. Screw world peace, I want my MTV!

    By the_muteKi,
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  5. Check out my new 60s folk-rock/cereal jingle band, The Traveling Crunchberries

    By the_muteKi,
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  6. “I sweat my asshole off delivering that. And now it belongs to the ages.", Lincoln muttered as he stepped off the Gettysburg stage.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. Premiering right now, "Phrasecatcher 2: The Niggardly Retardant"

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 590 views

  8. The jokes on you, dad. The glass box you used to lock me in only made me a better mime

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 485 views

  9. 9 out of 10 grocers agree that when selecting cucumbers it's beneficial to hold up the biggest one and yell "Hey it's the Hulk's dick!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. My name is Dave, I'll be your dental hygienist today, please remove your thong.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Another case cracked by Sharts McGarnigle, P.I.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Some people say "never say never." The jokes on them, they just said "never" twice.

    By Heynong Man,
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  13. I just farted. This isn't a catchphrase. I, Scott Aukerman, just farted a really stinky fart and you know what?...I'm damn proud of it.

    By MattDietz,
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  14. Welcome to Bang Welcome Bang To the B-B-B-Bingaroo Welcome Welcome to the Comedy Bang Bang Bag Ba Ba Barbara Ann

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  15. I wish you all a fantapandarastic day!

    By MattDietz,
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  16. The little boy laughed to see such sport and the dish ran away with that cheating bitch wife of mine. Screw you, Carol. I hope you're happy!

    By MattDietz,
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  17. No matter what happens tonight, this will be the last time I'm lending you my magic suspenders. The. Last. Time.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Still can't get over those pet shop boys growing up to be such fine young cannibals, who'd a thunk it?

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Before taking Cialis ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. If they say yes, have sex with your doctor.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. New Catchphrase to change your life

    By KristyTarnowski,
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  21. I can play "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" with my butt. More impressively, I can play "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" with your butt.

    By Razor Boy,
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  22. There once was a man from Nantucket

    By Smozi,
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  23. oh you mean THIS cum fart. right.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. This fly-boy keeps his feet firmly on the ground - the ground of a cloud, that is! hash tag riding roughshod over the world

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Disco mmm farting

    By KrangkaDelic,
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