New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. You knew I clean my pee hole with a Brillo pad when you married me.

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2. Frankly my dear, I don't give a ding dong.

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3. If you liked The Vagina Monologues, you're going to love The Asshole Follies!

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4. Baby, I'm as cool as the other side the ice cube

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5. Batman vs Superman vs Heynongman vs Zach Morris vs Chuck Norris looks good.

   By Shampoodler, July 1, 2015
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6. You call that a mural dedicated to the survivors of the great mudslide of 1914? Because I call it A PIECE OF SHIT!

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7. All my balloon animals look like snakes, Snakes Pliskins that is.

   By Shampoodler, July 1, 2015
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8. There's a fish crime in progress! Somebody call the carps!

   By the_muteKi, July 1, 2015
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9. If another one bites the dust, I'm going to need another Claritin. My allergies can't take it!

   By DorkyButCool, July 1, 2015
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10. In the immortal words of Friedrich Nietzsche, "God is a toad"

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11. If MC Hammer was too legit to quit, how did he kick his nicotine habit?

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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12. A do do do a da da da is all I want to welcome you to Comedy Bang Bang

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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13. Que Pasa chimichanga?

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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14. Badboyz2meninblackhawkdowntonabbeyoncéailawaywithme, dear listeners!

    By TadpoleHat, July 1, 2015
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15. First comes love them comes marriage them comes a piece of rice stuck in your ear.

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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16. This is the song that never ends and we just got canceled, thanks a lot New York Times.

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17. He told me not to bug him, but I still listen to his phone conversations anyways

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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18. I used to wonder what life was like on the other side of the tracks now I know it involves crutches

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19. There's no band better than "Better Than Ezra," Ezra, Ezra.

    By LMNOPeehole, July 1, 2015
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20. When you come to a fork in the road. You probably just dropped your lunch

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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21. In the world of the blind the man with one eye is king and in the man with two eye spy my eye on somethings gotta give.

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22. He called me his brother and then he suplexed me through a window.

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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23. Sorry, no catchphrase today

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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24. My Bubby used to make the best old men cry.

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25. You're a good man charlie brown, but you were better as a woman

    By JasonEdwards, July 1, 2015
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