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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. All the mailmen wore red pants and the birds the glorious birds they chirped accordingly. The End.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. This X-Files rehashing is so old at this stage I heard the main characters are now Special Agents MOULDer and decomposed human SKULLy/ KAPOW

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. behind every great dick lies an awesome set of balls

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Tonight we are young, tomorrow a day older - that's how it works, Herve.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 499 views

  5. Chinese, Japanese, the bee's knees, cheddar cheese.

    By Atypical,
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  6. It's Cheech and Chong, not Cheech and Steve.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. If Paul F. Tompkins is on the show when you read this, you have to use this catchphrase.

    By smitty,
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  8. Clever pants fit the devil like way cool, AIGHT!??

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I've got some work to do kids, so I rented the movie version of your favorite book to watch! Where The Wild Things Are, starring Neve Campbell!

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. If you can't stand the feet, get out of Christopher Hitchens.

    By JacobCohn,
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  11. I support equality, but I'm deathly afraid of rainbows.

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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  12. Actually I've never tasted shit, so I've been lying to you the past 30 years when I told you what your homemade pies tasted liked, Grandma.

    By Mobster84,
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  13. If Phil Collins doesn't have a cameo in Terminator Genisys then I don't even want to live anymore.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. If the Sheik doesn't get his seltzer water you better seek shelter Walter.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Tonight on a very special Seinfeld, Jerry dates a woman that is out of his league while ignoring George's obvious spiral into unfathomable depression!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 488 views

  16. Welllllll, fuck me goat and call me Nancy, if it isn't fat Timmy the astronaut! How have you been, you old piece of shite?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 548 views

  17. Yo soy el rey del cañon de verde. Yo soy el león de montaña.

    By Razor Boy,
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  18. I won't tell you how to Comedy, so please don't tell me how to Bang Bang.

    By DanEstrada,
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  19. We should get drinks!

    By porplemontage,
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  20. What are all these ceramic frisbees doing in the cupboard and why doesn't Mom wanna play?

    By DavidFosterWallaceAndGromit,
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  21. "Never mix whites with blacks" Said the racist laundry attendant.

    By Atypical,
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  22. I'm pretty sure the guy and girl from that Len song "Steal My Sunshine" were brother and sister, which makes it really creepy to watch the music video

    By Andrew Paulsen,
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  23. If wishes were fishes, then I'd eat a fuck load of fishes.

    By Andrew Paulsen,
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    • 487 views

  24. Are you a fan of non-sequitur pick up lines, or should we go back to my place?

    By Funkle Nugget,
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    • 622 views

  25. Good news, if you're still drunk, it's not alcoholism

    By Funkle Nugget,
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    • 509 views
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