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  1. Andrew Paulsen
    No man is an island. Except for John Island.
  2. Andrew Paulsen
    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, but it you got to exclude someone I would suggest the Polish.
  3. Andrew Paulsen
    Two heads are better than one, but three butts is getting a little crazy.
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    Who washes the washables?

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    Who washes the washables?
  5. Andrew Paulsen
    Every cloud has a copy of Silver Linings Playbook on DVD.
  6. Andrew Paulsen
    Measure twice, cut once, congrats it's a boy.
  7. Andrew Paulsen
    Yeah, sure, Seven Ate Nine, but Six watched and jerked off in the corner.
  8. Andrew Paulsen
    4 Skor and 7 Skor, I ate a 11 Skors.
  9. Andrew Paulsen
    Don't bite the hand that feeds you, suck it's fingers slowly.
  10. Andrew Paulsen
    Don't count your chickens before they hatch you're really bad at math.
  11. Andrew Paulsen
    The early bird catches the worm, but he's always tired and the first to leave a party.
  12. Andrew Paulsen
    Don't place all your eggs in one basket I just bought this really sweet bucket.
  13. Andrew Paulsen
    A picture speaks a thousand words, but most of them are racial slurs.
  14. Andrew Paulsen
    Sticks and stones may break my bones but I don't have health insurance.
  15. Andrew Paulsen
    Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just Hypoglycemic?
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