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1. I've heard that a penny saved is a penny earned, but shaving Ernest Hemingway for loose change?... That's just crazy.

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2. 'Handle balls like you're the lotto' - that's the Grotto motto.

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3. Ish Kabibble sits and dribbles, confined to the minds of a few; while Jim Carey (flighty; contrary) - infuses global celebrity with bloods' red hue.

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4. Look inside yourself there yoill find they truth. There you'll find the light. There you will find Comedy bang Bang

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5. I say "tomato", you say "tomato", we all say "tomato" for ice cream!

   By allenpwilliams, June 28, 2015
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6. Trees are stupid punch a tree.

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7. Every day is hump day for my girlfriend, if you know what I mean. She's a hunchback.

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8. Get with the pogram, Uncle Joe

   By KrangkaDelic, June 28, 2015
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9. I am the Great God of the Mountain: and my shoulder's are made from the clouds.

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10. Tauntaun blues: everybody guts one

    By KrangkaDelic, June 28, 2015
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11. Omar's cummin', yo! Omar's cummin'!

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12. Mad props to people of all different sickles and hammers.

    By Bronson Magnifico, June 28, 2015
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13. pack up the fireworks, it's submarine drag racing time baby!

    By I am banksy, June 28, 2015
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14. it's kind of like a lazer house

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15. we're all friends here so tell me the truth, did you touch the duck?

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16. What the heck?

    By allenpwilliams, June 28, 2015
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17. Sock it to me, and while youre at it, hat it to your cousin

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18. It's Weekends on All Things Considered on NPR News; I'm Guy Raz.

    By SusannaDooleyBoney, June 27, 2015
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19. If James brown is the godfather of soul, why'd he get so mad when I asked him to fix my shoes?

    By SusannaDooleyBoney, June 27, 2015
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20. And then she called me an inattentive lover, or something.

    By Shampoodler, June 27, 2015
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21. Waiter, can I get some ice water on my genitals? Sorry, MAY I get some ice water on my genitals?

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22. Turds of a feather flush together.

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23. The Electric Mexican-American is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

    By Razor Boy, June 27, 2015
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24. I've heard of people being merry and gay, but people being gay and married!?

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite, June 27, 2015
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25. Pony! Hay! Mustache! Pony! Hay! Mustache! Getcha rides here. Hot off the precious. Two bits for a dollop a wallop.

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