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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't "assume", OK? Because, if you ASSUME, you must slather my whole ASS with UME, the Japanese salted plum condiment.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Hey, no body shaming! This dead girl's corpse can't help it if she is retaining water!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. We're podcasting from home, but still not being safe, because we're engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation the entire time.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I started minding my own business back in 2004, and I have to say, I recommend it.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  5. At the end of my life / when I settle my scores / I hope I’m still able / to wear regular drawers

    By slowestjogger,
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  6. Wearing an onion on your belt is now out of fashion, Sally.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  7. The key to finding happiness is to take off the pants first.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  8. The best part of waking up, are condoms in your butt.

    By SparklingJigglyButts,
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  9. Gather round smoke our thing hear the tale of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train in an overcoat with stains. In a flash I saw a rash accompanying his cane. Hard 2 just ignore em but wheres the blokes decorum. He calls himself da King but I didn't vote for em

    By LordBabyHat,
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  10. See Spurs star Matt Bonner’s mattress boner tonight on “Celebrity Peep In While They Sleepin’”

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  11. I don't believe in spanking kids. I mean, I am in favor of it, but I don't think it exists, like Bigfoot. Or ESP.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Catchphrase

    By lil armleg,
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  13. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. Don’t make any big decisions till you put your undies on.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. I would like to suck on one of your finest chili-smothered hot dogs, Mr Tastee Freeze.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. The thing that just doesn't come across in zombie shows is the unrelenting stench of rotting meat.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. There is no "we" in esophagus, there is only "us", which means the same thing so what was my point?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Y-E-A-S-and-T, found out why it hurts to pee

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  20. Make love, not warm pool water

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  21. The vote is precious. It is the most powerful non-violent tool we have in a democratic society, and we must use it. And if we all work together as a team, we can get me out of prison. I'm really tired of being butt fucked!

    By ThunderSac,
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  22. You take the fat you take the flab, you can touch but please don’t grab - THE FATS OF LIFE ...

    By adamgryphon,
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  23. Cool runnings, cool ranch, Kulap’s booty really fills them pants

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  24. M-I-C... See you real soon... K-E-Y.... Why? Because I drugged you...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. Don't go chasing Whale Falls, Just stick to the oceanic carcasses that you're used to.

    By Scam Elliot,
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