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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Can't have a party with just one tub of yogurt, Fran.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 523 views

  2. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, if a man doesn't like seafood that's on him

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 467 views

  3. The guy who came up with the phrase "choking the chicken" probably had a real weird looking dong.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 552 views

  4. I got an ear job, lip removal, and an ass rejuvenation. Up next is a tooth blackening and some brain confabulations.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 528 views

  5. I got a Wu-Tang shirt what's your deal?

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. Shot on my Atari 2600

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. Ground control to Major Tom, that priest on Oz, was it B.D Wong?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 1145 views

  8. You knew I suffered from night sharts when you married me.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 559 views

  9. Long time caller, first time listener.

    By EdwardKanerva,
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    • 567 views

  10. Fortune favors the bold. I'm more of a strikethrough italics man.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 1 reply
    • 740 views

  11. Trust me, I understand the impulse, but people are getting tired of you shitting on Pope Pius XII all the time.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 627 views

  12. Flattery, my dear boy, will get you everywhere, my dear boy. Wait, I fucked that up.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 766 views

  13. I'm not a betting man, but only because I told Todd I'd get a sex change if he could eat ten cheeseburgers.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 667 views

  14. Today, tonight, tomorrow, to life, l'chaim, la cage, la bomba, bombs away, awake, wake up, morning, today.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 533 views

  15. The gay ram says "I'm just not that into ewe."

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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    • 781 views

  16. The times they are a constructed to always seem like they're a changin', but they're not

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 512 views

  17. I had a little trouble with that one wondering if it was personalized or personified and I checked it at the last second... it IS personified!

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 501 views

  18. You gotta Prada. Bag with a lotta. Stuff in it!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  19. If wishes were horses, it would get really crowded and stinky inside those genie lamps.

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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    • 716 views

  20. the shortest distance between any two points is a straight turd

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 2 replies
    • 652 views

  21. Hey Nong Man Not Grey Thong Fan Due To Play With Schlong Ban

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 782 views

  22. You don't have to watch Dynasty to work here, but it helps to have a crazy attitude!

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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    • 719 views

  23. grieve not for Ayulicious, he rubs his knuts out in a better place now, children.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 487 views

  24. You may remember me from my role as Boner on the hit TV show Growing Pains, can I wash your windshield for you on this fine day?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 513 views

  25. Let's hear it for George Clinton and The Urine Stench All-Stars!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 447 views
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