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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Please Mr. Rabbit, don't eat my books. I'm trying not to cry and you're making it hard.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 542 views

  2. The Lord is my shepherd...so get your own, you lazy bastard.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 619 views

  3. Most p*rn films are made in Southern California. So, if you ever move here, don't buy any used furniture.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 694 views

  4. Okay, open your mouth and hold this under your tongue for three minutes, because I'm sure that's a skill set you've developed.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 566 views

  5. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. That's why I use L'Oréal.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 656 views

  6. Erstwhile, Erlich Erlenmeyer plays an early draft of The Erlking. Hear it here on Earwolf!

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 573 views

  7. What's up Rod Ogg?

    By JesseDompier,
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  8. Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses, and sometimes the roses have to stop and smell you. Because you're really high!

    By JesseDompier,
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    • 642 views

  9. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill slipped on all the blood.

    By JesseDompier,
    • 1 reply
    • 663 views

  10. Knick Knack, Tabasco! Give Hervez Villechaize a bone.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 1 reply
    • 997 views

  11. The Power of Christ nong-pels you. The Power of Christ nong-pels you.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 483 views

  12. Foine, I'll pay your blasted foine! But this is the last toime this Oirishman parks his hoibrid car in Choinatown!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 496 views

  13. You can take a man out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of a man, but you can take a man out to a Mr. Bungle concert.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 2232 views

  14. Who's to say a man can't fall in love with a farm animal? Not the Circuit Court of Arkansas, as far as I'm concerned.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 506 views

  15. Open up the window and light a scented candle, because it's about to get funky in here.

    By Thedge,
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    • 599 views

  16. Some people call me the space cowboy. I've asked them to stop but them buggers is persistent.

    By greazey_bob,
    • 1 reply
    • 535 views

  17. Honk if you like, really wanna go get some Twizzlers and Thai food.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 500 views

  18. Mondays' catchphrase is fair of cock and balls

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 462 views

  19. Welcome to the Paul F. Tompkins Comedy Ching Chong Festival, I'll be your host, chicken nuggets.

    By rosenrosen,
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    • 579 views

  20. Dance the magic dance, dance the magic dance, and give me all your moneys cause this is a robbery.

    By rosenrosen,
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    • 578 views

  21. CERN is killing us with super science and I feel fine.

    By rosenrosen,
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    • 498 views

  22. You must construct additional chicken nuggets.

    By rosenrosen,
    • 1 reply
    • 623 views

  23. You must construct additional chicken nuggets.

    By rosenrosen,
    • 0 replies
    • 551 views

  24. They can put a man on the moon but Carol is never coming back.

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 543 views

  25. Bronson Magnifico was a ghost the whole time!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 479 views
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