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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I still, still, STILL know what you did 22 summers ago. And though I can't green-light your screenplay, I'm glad you had a nice time at Grandma's.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  2. Talk about Red Hot! Kiedis' penis is steeped in the sweetness.

    By MattyWox,
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  3. Plaid pays for the little man's ways, while paisley stays the pretty girl's faves.

    By MattyWox,
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  4. Don't you want me baby? No? Maybe I can interest you in some of me lucky charms instead? I still need to find a way to get rid of this baby though.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  5. Now sponsored by Capital One: What's up YOUR hotdog?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  6. Nobody gets my references anymore badger badger badger badger mushroom. Or else they do and they're just terrible. Either way I'm a renegade!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. I'm a lone wolf baby! Please help, my wolf mother was killed by hunters and I am too young to fend for myself in this forest.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Butt stuff plus nut stuff equals slut stuff

    By SweetTeaHarding,
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  9. The truly terrifying toll of the pandemic is how many birds there are going to be.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  10. Johnny Appleseed was a total pothead.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. At the Earwolf studio, we love to go nudio, and jam to our favorite Phil Collins song: Easy Lover

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  12. Loose lips sink ships except when they're sucking on these nips

    By Chudley Poo-Right,
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  13. If man is five, and the devil is 6, then all dogs go to heaven.

    By MrUrOnFireMister,
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  14. I stuck my wang fang in that slang tang, no this is not Comedy Gang Bang...

    By Spreadator,
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  15. Get that meat rocket into my face socket because I’m hungry for a Bratwürst

    By Roy Division,
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  16. sometimes you stick it sometimes you don't but you always lick it even if they won't

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  17. One man's ass is another man's treasure

    By Skytalker,
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  18. “I’ll have the moose-tongue cobbler and a mug of fresh-squeezed crab” is something that has never been said until this VERY minute

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Hey diddle diddle, buckle that trench coat and put your hands behind your back

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Froggy went a courtin’ and he did ride your mom, uh huh

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. sometimes you mack it sometime you don't but you always stack it even if they don't

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  22. sometimes you come, sometimes you don't, but you always have one, if they don't. They're super jealous. Super jelly. Like a jelly donut.

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  23. From the window to the walls to the attic- the insulation in this house is terrible. Come to think of it, that might be why your balls are so sweaty.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  24. Did you know Chuck E Cheese's middle name is "Entertainment"??

    By Skytalker,
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  25. You like it juicy? Cool. Wanna be juice friends? No? Bummer.

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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