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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bring it in, Bring it up, Bring it out, Bring it on 2

    By thecrench,   
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  2. Simon & Garfunkel were a huge influence on Chumba & Wumba.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Ya burnt and ya fired, stop perspiring you're rehired. Just stop whining to HR about my rhyming okay?

    By souprman,
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  4. Imagine the smell of a thousand dirty diapers covered in cat vomit rotting in the hot & humid jungle sun. Or Arby's! Mmmmm, Arby's.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is basically fruit juice, sugar and pectin; whereas jam contains preserved pulp and even seeds!

    By Razor Boy,
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  6. Welcome to Thunderhome, a retirement community for Mad Max superfans.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. You can't feed an old dog new Trix because Trix are for kids.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. scrimshaw

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Jaded scrimshaw falls from Fathers' outstretched palm, the sea captains' beard glistens in the rain. Stooping down in the sea breeze you pick up the s

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. There's an actual TV drama called "Secrets and Lies"? I bet its followed by that new sitcom, "Misunderstandings and Overreactions".

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. Welcome to this night's episode of Scott Aukerman's Orphanage Arena. Where we love to play, and the winners get parents.

    By DevinKC,
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  12. Come to think of it, all Mexican coke is better than American coke.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Mommy! Teddy ate my popsicle! I demand Spartan justice!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. The square root of this catchphrases' dick is having your mothers' guts for lunch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I'm your host Square Spacerman. Welcome to Audible Bono! Bos!

    By OnlyForCatchphrases,
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  16. My chief belief belies public slander - my Commander-in-briefs just spat milk from out his salamander

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Any Braveheart sequel would have to be a four-parter.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Math is no problem for me, for I am a man of average means...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. We can smashcut this out in post, right?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. When my pole is opening during open polling I find it moistens my foliage.

    By souprman,
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  21. And that, ladies and gentleman, is the electrifying conclusion of this week's episode. Tune in next week to find out that we've been cancelled.

    By souprman,
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  22. Someone stole my creativity last night. They left a note that said: "Suck eggs bro." Signed Neil before Zod.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. Someday a real rain will come... and I hope it's soon because boy are my ficas plants looking parched!

    By rightclicksaveas,
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  24. Do you know of one who has lately done a worthy action deserving praise and imitation or who has committed an error proper for us to be warned against

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  25. One fateful night Ed Sullivan introduced the American public to something that would change their lives forever: Syphilis!

    By Shampoodler,
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