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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Either this house is haunted, or I just stabbed your mother

    By Dumb Gumby,
    • 0 replies
    • 461 views

  2. Pass me a hiccup

    By guicemann,
    • 0 replies
    • 755 views

  3. Fuck you, I'm feelin' jiggly!

    By AstronomicalCat,
    • 0 replies
    • 650 views

  4. After 18 years of writing weekly letters, my effort was not in vain. Coach is coming back to TV.

    By HotSaucerman,
    • 0 replies
    • 654 views

  5. Brought to you, bye.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 0 replies
    • 716 views

  6. If you like Soundgarden you'll love Smellforest.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 714 views

  7. Michael Keaton ain't cheatin'

    By youpoditdude,
    • 1 reply
    • 1113 views

  8. Got beats so fresh beat farmers be like "Hey, stop ripping those beats out of the ground and get off my property!".

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 725 views

  9. How's This for a Catchphrase? That was a Catchphrase Submitted by Bobby 'The Bobby' Lorello. Eh, kind of a weak catchphrase.

    By BobbyLorello,
    • 0 replies
    • 642 views

  10. It's a shameful thing, Lobsterhead. Too many limes! Too many limes!

    By Joe Lerini,
    • 0 replies
    • 784 views

  11. My thanks for retrieving the ancient Mayan Trumpet, but I'm afraid this is the end of you Gary Indiana Jones

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 630 views

  12. That promiscuous hair stylist gave me full-blown braids.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 766 views

  13. Getting real tired of your shit, lower digestive system.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 691 views

  14. Is that a salami in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Both!? Great, I'm hungry AND lonely. Hashtag blessed.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 629 views

  15. To all the girls I've loved before, you might want to get tested. Soon.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 601 views

  16. Hey vegans, there's a better than good chance you've drank a snowman's corpse.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 650 views

  17. Ken Burns when exposed to direct flame or very high heat.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 617 views

  18. Bizarro Muhammad Ali is the worst.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 597 views

  19. Bitches be trippin'. Watch where you're going, bitches.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 575 views

  20. meow meow both likes and endorses meow.

    By souprman,
    • 0 replies
    • 812 views

  21. Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore, but really anyone can pick them up for free. Sally has no business sense.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 13 replies
    • 4930 views

  22. One man's aporkalypse now is another man's bacon tomorrow. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 739 views

  23. They say never trust a skinny chef, which is why I only let fat chefs operate on my children.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 577 views

  24. Sigourney Weaver? I barely know 'er!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 558 views

  25. A bird in the hand is worth nothing. Nobody likes birds.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 597 views
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