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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For centuries, a war has been brewing between the Defenders of Light, the Shadow Lords, and the helpful hardware folks at Ace

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  2. Why buy the comedy cow if you can get the laugh milk for free?

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  3. Do I want paper or plastic?! I just want my groceries! ... Oh, I see. Paper.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  4. Let's face facts: if you've met Superman, he's seen your genitals.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Kiss me a lot, kiss me a lot. Kiss me all over my face. Kiss me a lot, kiss me a lot. Kiss me all over the place.

    By therealmorrissey,
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  6. Remember the 90's? Well I don't, which is why I'm here today to talk about concussions. Remember the 90's?

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. I've heard of To Catch A Predator, but To Catch A Phrase? That sounds like a game show hosted by Matt LeBlanc... Copyright Oddbomb 2015

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  8. The boss is Angela, Ice Cube isn't there yet, O-brother (his name is Oliver) is upstairs in his bedroom, and we're all afraid of Virginia Woolf

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  9. Ass, Bitch, Piss, Shit, Fuck, Cunt. These are a few of my favorite things.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  10. Jason Mantzoukas? More like Jason Pants-bazookas! That guy has some huge leg titties.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Phillip fellates fece-filled felines. It's disgusting but alliterative.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. Get out there and live your life. But don't die, that would defeat the purpose of my first statement.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Pappy always said, "Don't lick it unless you mean it."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. Ground Control to Major Tom. We have some bad news. That wife you love so very much? She's banging Captain Ron.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Not only has it been proven that striving for your family's NOT worth it, but top scientists now also think that it makes you look like an idiot

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Of course I've read "Everyone Poops", but you're the only other person with keys to my safety deposit box

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Bachman and Turner were ok, but if you ask me, Larry Overdrive really held that band together.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. I'd wager my pager that John Major'd save her; but gambling's a sin, and Nirvana on SNL's about to begin.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. I've heard of 'catchphrases', but 'cat's phrases'? Meow!

    By Sansbinho,
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  20. John, Paul, George and Ringo, touch my hairs, that's a bingo!

    By Sansbinho,
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  21. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal trainer?

    By benstocksays,
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  22. Relax your back passages for this dick joke catchphrase - I'm sliding it in now, oh there we go. Feels good, huh?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. You blew it all up, you sons of bitches! #sopissed

    By Razor Boy,
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  24. "Everyone knows cows can't swim" is exactly the kind of stereotypical garbage I'd expect to hear from the lactose intolerant.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Do the curtains match the carpets? Before you laugh, please remember that I'm a blind prospective homeowner.

    By Shampoodler,
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