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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bachman and Turner were ok, but if you ask me, Larry Overdrive really held that band together.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. I'd wager my pager that John Major'd save her; but gambling's a sin, and Nirvana on SNL's about to begin.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. I've heard of 'catchphrases', but 'cat's phrases'? Meow!

    By Sansbinho,
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  4. John, Paul, George and Ringo, touch my hairs, that's a bingo!

    By Sansbinho,
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  5. Relax your back passages for this dick joke catchphrase - I'm sliding it in now, oh there we go. Feels good, huh?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Ground Control to Major Tom. We have some bad news. That wife you love so very much? She's banging Captain Ron.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. You blew it all up, you sons of bitches! #sopissed

    By Razor Boy,
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  8. "Everyone knows cows can't swim" is exactly the kind of stereotypical garbage I'd expect to hear from the lactose intolerant.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Do the curtains match the carpets? Before you laugh, please remember that I'm a blind prospective homeowner.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Durun durun don't duwalk duwalk to see Duran Duran!

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. You know what really grinds my gears? Other gears, if they're not properly maintained! I'm a robot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Ol' Blue Eyes loved Ol' Brown Eyes, which is a classier way to say that Frank Sinatra had a thing for anal sex with the elderly.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Fie on't fie; 'tis an un-weeded garden, dude - weed was WAY illegal back then, turned everyone to brooding, and mommy-murder.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. It's just that I don't think it's appropriate for an engineer to wear yoga pants in the studio. I understand you came right from the gym but still.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Robocop has been known to moonlight as a Rentarobocop around the holidays

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Remember the Alamo? No? I'm not surprised, you were wasted bro!

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. 50 Shades of Grey Poupon my chest

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. They call me The Weaver 'cos I've been spinning women like linen from like way back in the beginning. No relation to Sigourney, guys, sorry.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. If I got a nickle for every nickle I got, I'd build Nickletown, home of Nickles.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  21. Wink with one, blink with bloth.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  22. Do I come down to your job at The National Institute for Fellatio Research and disrupt your workday?

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. This condom fits like a glove, which is nice since I have five penises

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. If loving you is so wrong why doesn't this restraining order specifically mention that?

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Hey Toyota, there can only be ONE Highlander. Cool your jets!

    By Shampoodler,
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