New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. If I have to call Animal Control to get these pigeons out of the dumbwaiter one more time, I'm revoking some staff dumbwaiter priveleges.

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2. I tried out to be the new lead singer of the Silver Bullet Band, only to be told, "Close but no Seger."

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3. Game of throw me a frickin' bones here

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4. He watched as she walked out of his life forever, his heart growing full with regret, his scrote globes growing heavy with the bitter boner yogurt of

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5. [insert Taco Bell sauce packet saying here]

   By WesleyNeville, March 30, 2015
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6. None in the pink ten in the stink

   By Shampoodler, March 30, 2015
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7. "FUCK OFF."

   By SeveralCircles, March 30, 2015
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8. Hey Gwen Stefani - y'all gonna gobb a sum ma ballz

   By KrangkaDelic, March 30, 2015
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9. Moses invests? What happened to that lovely sweater Aaron gave him last Christmas? Oh wait.

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10. I got seaweed and shakras ... and I'm all out of shakras; seaweed.

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11. Call me Dishmael. Let's dish.

    By JesseSheehan, March 30, 2015   

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12. I'm a bowling hustler. I'm Bowling for Soup.

    By Bever Hopox, March 30, 2015
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13. Ok, here's the pitch:

    By Bever Hopox, March 30, 2015
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14. Happy birthday Grandson I got you those shoes that were Fleek as shit.

    By Bever Hopox, March 30, 2015
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15. "It was beauty killed the beast," Said Jack Black

    By MrMoxie, March 30, 2015
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16. And the night got deathly quiet. And his face lost all expression. He said, "If you're gonna play the Gameboy, You gotta...

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17. I wouldn't touch the vaccination debate with a Ten-Foot Polio.

    By MrMoxie, March 29, 2015
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18. You gotta put in the worky to make that jerky. And by jerky I mean money.

    By Bluecorncrust, March 29, 2015
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19. Say yes to the dress. Tell the merkin you're certain

    By Zinco, March 29, 2015
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20. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't have the ability to lower your arms

    By Bronson Magnifico, March 28, 2015
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21. If you party in the woods, but nobody's around to see it, lemme know because I am also alone in the woods and I have party favors.

    By yahoozy, March 28, 2015
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22. When i wore a younger man's clothes they kicked me out of Baby Gap

    By KrangkaDelic, March 28, 2015
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23. Jesus saves, Moses invests, Buddha talks absolute nonsense about seaweed, small profits & spiritual massage

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24. youtube search Camera by david cronenberg - its great. catchphrase.

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25. "I like Bob Dylan.", said the white man.

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