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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't count your gift chickens in the mouth.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  2. Over the hill, one toke over the line, with one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.

    By KIDxDADDY,
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    • 879 views

  3. Goodbye. Yes, I'm starting with that. Can you handle it? Doesn't matter.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 669 views

  4. Sponsored by the official drink of airport security, Nook and Cranny Apple Juice.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. Ugh, a police officer just gave me a ticket... to a Police concert! Also, the police officer was Sting.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  6. The location budget, like so many young careers before it, has dissappeared up Spaceys' a-pool

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Ethereal pustules of cold, vapid doubt; begone from this program, yeah - that's right: clear out.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Hand to God. Feet to God, too. Actually, I'd like to donate most of these parts to God, but please give my eyes and hair to the Jim Henson Co.

    By yahoozy,
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    • 828 views

  9. When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade... but don't go to the Fudge Store Around The Corner!

    By TheShanster,
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  10. I'm looking for a house with a drawing room suitable both for entertaining foreign dignitaries and for sobbing violently late into the night.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  11. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts

    By Seanathon69,
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  12. Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Scott Aukerman tonight.

    By Razor Boy,
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  13. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and keep your frenemies locked in your medicine cabinet.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  14. I sit upon a slit sheet, upon a slit sheet I sit...

    By FredKaplan-Mayer,
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  15. A glob of bread on a pudding head! thats what a young boy needs!

    By forgotten-dingo,
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  16. "Winner, Winner Chicken Sinner"... wait is this not the catch phrase forum for the upcoming motion picture 'Kentucky Fried Seven: Gravy Days, Vegas N

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  17. A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. To all those with their heart in the wrong place... it goes on the left side, you should really get that checked out...

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  19. Fire up my toaster, it's humpweek somewhere...

    By bobo_frank,
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  20. It's like my dad used to say, "..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-"

    By bobo_frank,
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  21. If you really loved me you'd live on a rat farm by yourself and roll around all day.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. Desperately trying to show the Ritz cracker people my Steve Perry tattoo. If anyone hearing this can help please get in touch.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  23. Close. [long pause]. What, do I have to blatently tell you that failing doesn't warrant you a cigar?

    By TRb,
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  24. You know what they say, if you're going to get a chicken sandwich, you might as well get a cheeseburger.

    By Lee Harvey Griswald,
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  25. Look at me, Momma, I made it! I'm a big boy now, Momma! Can't you see? I'm wearing big boy pants and everything.

    By Seanathon69,
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    • 551 views
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