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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. But as ye lay dying, O Colonel, my Colonel, the nicest of spices rest waiting for thee

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  2. You like CDs nuts? SEE DEES NUTS NUTS!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  3. As sure as my name is Scott, twas not a twat that piddled that foul spot. Below the taint and twixt the thighs, twas a peen I do surmise.

    By Thug McNastypants,
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  4. One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four! Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes... seven potatoes is the ideal potato quantity.

    By Treyzinets,
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  5. Live long, then compost.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Now at least we know for sure that these are the six parts of Morten Harket that are NOT trying to kill us.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Cleanliness is next to Fogelnest

    By SteveH,
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  8. Forget it, Jake, it's owl costumes all the way down.

    By Lamprey,
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  9. Yo momma is such a flapper the only thing she prohibits is keeping a home

    By KidMercury,   
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  10. There but for the Grace Under Fire go I

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  11. Unending torment rains down upon the wretched. The poet writhes in agony, impaled upon the tree of pain. If it's going to be...

    By Razor Boy,
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  12. I'm a card carrying boner owner.

    By ButtButtGoose,
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  13. This just in: Dr. Bronner's personality IS as bubbly as his 18-in-1 Pure Hemp Castille Peppermint soap.

    By TuffyMcF,
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  14. They may end up in ditches or find themselves getting stitches elsewhere in the world but under my roof snitches read Nietzsche

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  15. Ya’ll get butt-farts?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. Dear country singer, take your fat asshole hat off asshole fat ass.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. This is your yearly reminder that "Bad Medicine" is the only good Bon Jovi song.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. Pasta la Pizza bay bay

    By AlienDingus,
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  19. I wanted to be a boxer, but my arms are too long. They just don't make boxes this big.

    By ButtButtGoose,
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  20. Of all the things I've done...this is one of them.

    By JuliaWDHarrison,
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  21. all of the sudden (dramatic pause) HALF HAZARD

    By adamgryphon,   
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  22. Lo! In my teeth there is gumbo. Can you pass the gum Bo?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. It's a full-on, face-melting, balls-to-the-wall trifle...but a trifle nonetheless.

    By Lamprey,
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    • 659 views

  24. Sequels Suck! Brought to you by Sequels Suck 2!

    By Lamprey,
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  25. O tiny dog with the voice of a full grown man, Teach us to love and not to love. Also don't poop in the house. Thanks in advance!

    By Lamprey,
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