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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Steve Carell was great in Foxcatcher, George Clooney was great in the Fantastic Mr. Fox, and Redd Foxx was great in ...

    By CPiz,
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  2. There's way too much testosterone in this room. Let's walk down to the estrogen-containment unit instead.

    By CPiz,
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  3. She's a really saucey gal, that Italian grandmother of yours. You'd think she'd wear an apron when she's standing over that bubbling cauldron ...

    By CPiz,
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  4. Well, I guess it's time to face the music. Third Eye Blind has started playing and I just can't enjoy them if I have my back to the stage.

    By CPiz,
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  5. The hits just keep on comin', and I ain't talkin' Top 40!

    By KatieAnderson,
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  6. I cream, You cream, we all cream for grease lightning

    By Natek,
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  7. "Are you there, C'thulhu? It's me, Morgoth." Hashtag Oprah's Book Club

    By NickSpannaus,
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  8. I've been around the world with a five-piece band lookin' at the backside of me. Does anyone know who these people are and why they've...

    By Razor Boy,
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  9. This is the absolute worst catchphrase that we've ever had on the show, so brace yourself ladies and gentleman, here we go.

    By JesseHood,
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  10. I'm Nora the glaff ass hemp seed type of goy

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. You know what they always say, "Two Bobs don't make a Billy."

    By JesseHood,
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  12. I'm not crying. These are just tear-shaped jellyfish.

    By Lamprey,
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  13. Two Springs forward, three Falls back. I still haven't paid off the interest on last year's Daylight Saving Time!

    By Lamprey,
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  14. Rated G, For Her Pleasure.

    By coconutphone,
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  15. I'm Scott auckerman, your tour guide through the cosmos.... Sorry

    By alexnoble,
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  16. After her terrible rendition of, "Dust in the Wind," Dorothy knew she wasn't in Kansas anymore.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. That was the day we realized it wasn't an act of terrorism; it wasn't an inside job; it was merely... Fawlty Towers.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  18. I was telling my friend about a dream I had. Then I realized I was telling my friend about a dream I had. I'd like to take this chance to apologize

    By NickSpannaus,
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  19. Cool science fact: a COMPLETELY broken clock is correct two times a day... whereas a SLIGHTLY broken clock can distort space/time itself.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  20. Por que? I don't even know 'ue!

    By NickSpannaus,
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  21. I don't want to alarm you, Jewish Jack Bauer, but security has been alerted of a mohel in the ranks of the Brit Milah.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  22. I dulled Occam's razor from too much cutting, and now it's just more of a bludgeoning tool.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  23. Golly, I've really buttered the bread THIS time!

    By NickSpannaus,
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  24. I'll have what she's having. Extra napkins, please.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  25. You fools! Have you any idea the chaos you've wrought?

    By Razor Boy,
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