New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Sag Gale Umper Chew; Vro Nam Karkatay, Karkatay. HUMBER!

   By KrangkaDelic, January 17, 2015
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2. Getting scratched by a cat resulting in an infection and temperature of 104 is not as fun as the song suggests.

   By jaymanthegreat, January 17, 2015
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3. Time was you couldn't even buy a pickle without saddling up the old horse. Now-a-days people just eat the horse!

   By jaymanthegreat, January 17, 2015
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4. I said nothing about buttermilk! Buckwheat 'til I die!

   By jaymanthegreat, January 15, 2015
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5. I have a tattoo on my chest of the entire cast of "Glee" eating brunch with me at a Swedish Coffeehouse.

   By SeñorFartFace, January 17, 2015
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6. Two Scoops

   By willcampos, January 17, 2015
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7. Is this real life? Is it just fantasy? If you are caught in a landslight then you'd better call 4-1-1 or a similar injury prevention service

   By TRb, January 17, 2015
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8. I have those same pants.

   By allenpwilliams, January 17, 2015
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9. I bought those in the market, when I was but a boy, Those walnuts in your hand, brought me thirty years of joy,

   By AMPhibian, January 17, 2015
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10. My name is Ozymandias...

    By smitty, January 17, 2015
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11. It's Chinatown, Jake... I really don't think you are going to find a good Sopaipilla Cheesecake anywhere closeby.

    By Effigy_Power, January 16, 2015
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12. If Broadcasters broadcast and Podcasters podcast, why can't I stop thinking about my parents divorcing?

    By Effigy_Power, January 16, 2015
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13. You sunk my Battleship and now I'll have to get another copy of that crappy movie because it was a gift from my mom.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 16, 2015
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14. Scott Baukerman here to remind you to get your pets spayed, neutered or slaughtered. Fuck you pets!

    By StopAwwCmon, January 16, 2015
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15. You're the disease and I'm the cure.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 16, 2015
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16. No, that's not my penis. Nice, though

    By JoshuaGaul, January 16, 2015
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17. We need to talk about Kevin... Behind his back. Quick, before he comes! Shit, we're too late. Oh, hey Kevin, how's it going?

    By keepitupstairs, January 16, 2015
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18. "When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore H

    By So Upsettting, January 16, 2015
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19. Punchin' out with muh truncheon out - just li'l ol' me

    By KrangkaDelic, January 16, 2015
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20. Well wouldn't ya just know it? Not if you're a moron.

    By Lamprey, January 16, 2015
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21. Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs!

    By smitty, January 16, 2015
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22. When life hands you lemons.....add some lime flavoring, carbonated water, sugar, and pour yourself an ice cold Sprite, baby.

    By Riles, January 16, 2015
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23. I'll be laughing all the way to the spank bank.

    By JacobCohn, January 16, 2015
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24. Catchphrase

    By JoshuaGaul, January 15, 2015
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    • January 16, 2015

25. It's not that we don't like you. We just don't want y'all livin' here.

    By JoshuaGaul, January 16, 2015
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