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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Comedy Bang Bang... made of sugar, spice and a handful of pubic lice.

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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  2. "Listen to the majestic and timeless peals of my organ!", said the clergyman before he beefed.

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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    • 169 views

  3. ¡Bienvenidos al podcast donde hablamos sobre el teatro y los terribles sucesos! ¡Esto es Tragedia Golpe Golpe!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  4. There once was a man from Nantucket and he lived a very average life with a very average penis.

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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  5. Patent pending - Spaghetti Necks: Turtlenecks for hungry people! Now available in mock marinara!

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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    • 168 views

  6. All this maca powder is giving me a raging smoothie

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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  7. Laughter is the best medicine, unless it’s super-gonorrhea, then you should see a medical professional.

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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    • 175 views

  8. With Paste On My Face and A Furrow In My Brow; I'm The King of the Kindergarten Now

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  9. Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the butt of an unwashed nun

    By Burritofeet,
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  10. All I want to spray is that they don't really care about pus

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Say no to drugs and when to parmesan Cheese

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  12. Shooting bidet water up your butt keeps you hydrated.

    By dondon,
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  13. Slap my hammies and call me a hog. also my penis is out. I call it a hog

    By 2BigOlHogs,
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  14. Tell me all your thoughts on cod, cause I would really like to eat her

    By Burritofeet,
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  15. Tell me all your thoughts on sod, cause I really want to peat her.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 227 views

  16. Flesh, never frozen.

    By Burritofeet,
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  17. If Richard Gere were here, he’d steer clear of the weird deer with Judy Greer!

    By Ass:Pec Ratio,
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  18. That’s the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it! Hardboiled!

    By Ass:Pec Ratio,
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  19. She's got kittens, Bernie's got mittens but what the fuck do the 1% got?

    By AlanTheDelusional,
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  20. Contrary to popular belief, fish DO fry in the kitchen.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Sushi maki miso horny. Seaweed salad miso high.

    By dondon,
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  22. I got turkey up my ass I ain't one for bluffin Though thanksgivin passed This bun's for stuffing

    By LordBabyHat,
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  23. Gather round smoke our thing hear the tale of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train in an overcoat with stains. In a flash I saw a rash accompanying his cane. Hard 2 just ignore em but wheres the blokes decorum. He calls himself da King but I didn't vote for em

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  25. My preferred phrase is “Heynong Person”

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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