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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. after my potty, your Scotty-2-Hottie is feeling clean & naughty

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  2. Our relationship, I don’t want to spoil it; You are my personal toilet

    By Gwynplaine,
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  3. To eat an ass you must first create the universe.

    By SegaShines,
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  4. A bit o’ piss, a lil’ kiss, all the kinky shizz I cross off my list

    By SegaShines,
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  5. Martin Scorsese? More like Mairtin So Lazy,I mean whens the last time he made a movie?

    By imdwalrus,
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  6. PJ Soles? What am I, a janitor at a strip club?

    By nerfwozzle,
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  7. Hi I'm Scott, and I'm an alcoholic.

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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  8. But how do you know a politician is lying if they are also a ventriloquist?

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Shredder saw his shadow so that means six more weeks of Splinter.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  10. Are you still watching "The Irishman"?

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. As Papa John Misty once said, "Better acoustics, better pizza"

    By Football Meatlong,
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  12. Instead of wasting all that time saying Peanut Butter. I just say Pean Butt now! And people DO NOT like it. 

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  13. How come its cool for you to say, "I smell a rat"? But somehow not cool when I say, "I smell rats"? 

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  14. I drive a Mercedes Beans. That's right. I said beans.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  15. I wanna take this time to say a big How Now to my brother Min Bao living in Ap Lei Chau. 

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  16. I asked a psychic if I've had any past lives and she said I don't even have one right now

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. I asked my psychiatrist if I have a personality disorder and he said I don't even have a personality

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. You can imagine my disappointment upon discovering that my newly acquired hot tub time machine was actually just a jetted bathtub time machine.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  19. Your presentation was very nice but I still don't see how a conspiracy can be a foot

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Objection, your honor, on the grounds that the plaintiff smells faintly of poop

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. Never give up on your dreams, unless they're stupid

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. Where do I go? What shall I do? Frankly, my dear, I don’t give directions.

    By Boob Seger,
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  23. I may be a one trick pony in the streets, but I'm the four horsemen of the apocalypse in the sheets.  

    By Death of a Sales Crab,
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  24. Shonda Rhimes is always on time and has an uncanny ability to speak in... What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yes, code. She speaks in coded language to disguise her heinous crimes.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  25. You're a Master of Ceremonies? I'm a Master of Feral Ponies! What do you think of my mixtape?

    By Angry Trellis,
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